What rules do you guys have to follow?
Restart: I̷̞̋͠ ̷͔̰͝ċ̵͙͠a̸̢̜͗͐l̴̩̞̂l̵̼̿ ̴̦̆d̵̦̽i̵͈͐̄b̸̓͜s̶͇̝͆͋ ̸̭̹͠ò̶͙ṋ̸̍͠ ̶̺̓̊͜g̷̺̯̈́͠o̷̺̤̎i̴͖̐͒ņ̴͘g̶͓̈́͆ ̶̜̓f̵͉̲̈́i̷͇͔̽ŕ̶̗ṥ̸̩̥ţ̵̃!̷̥͝
R: Ṋ̴̱́ǫ̷͌ ̶̟̫̏p̵̺̓̆ë̶͉̱́t̶̠͠ṡ̴̙ ̷͉̫̽ǟ̶̯l̶̜͚̈́ḷ̶̯̿̑o̴̗͒̓ẃ̶̭̦͝e̵̥̬̓ḏ̷̛́ ̷̩̏͘b̶̧͍͋͐e̷̦͑͊ç̷̰̃ā̴͉̜ủ̵͇͘s̷̠̏e̵̟͘͠ ̷͈̓̕ó̷̳͋f̵̩̲͋͐ ̴̦͚̄S̷̛͒ͅi̶̼̓̇l̶̡̯̈́͘.̵̟̘̅
K: Visitors must be approved by Sil.
Sw: No popping popcorn in the microwave from midnight until at least two other people are awake, unless everyone is awake.
Chip: No TV after midnight. Slate and Swing break this rule very often.
Sw: Don’t pretend that you’re innocent too!
Sw: Then fifteen other times!
C: You do it three times a week! Slate does it FOUR!
(Kenos prepares two bags of popcorn while they argue. He gives one to Sil.)
Anyways, another guideline is no dating the ABC shits. It’s harder to fight your enemy if you’re dating them. It’s simply standard protocol.
R: U̸͑͜h̴͚͉̓̇.̴̮̺͑͝ ̵̼͉͊̊U̶̼͌̏m̷̫̺͌.̵̰̦̐̚ ̴͚̗̍͋K̵̲̠̃e̵̘̖̋ȩ̴̞̌͠p̸̡͋ ̸̙́̅t̴̗͗̑h̵̩̉ȅ̸͚̐ ̷̨̼̅͝Ả̴̺̭͒C̴̟̑̇ ̶͓͔̉a̸̹̱̐͐t̶̟̩̄ ̶̭̻̔͊6̶̝͖͌̽9̴̲̾͜ ̴̲͛̋d̸̪̈́é̸̡g̵̬̞͒r̷̝͇̊ě̴̛̱e̸̖̓͌s̴̡̲̎͘ ̵͍̏̃F̸̛̻̮̈́ă̵͚̗͗h̶̜̠̏ṙ̶͖̉ĕ̷͎ǹ̸͖h̶̙́͂e̶̞͌́i̸̹̮͂t̷̀ͅ ̴̜̔͜a̴̛̼͐t̵̺́͝ ̸̠̤̎̍ă̶̞l̸̟̗̉ľ̵̺͖ ̷̟͑t̵̥́i̷̳͑͂m̸͕̂̇͜ẻ̶̗s̵̫̽!̸̤͗̒
K: Do not touch Sil unless you can’t die from his goop, or he initiates contact.
Also standard protocol. (He extends two tentacles to carefully separate Chip and Swing.) That’s enough fighting, you two.
Sw: Fiiiiine. No stealing chocolates from each other.
C: You may only drive if you have at least two working eyes and don’t need glasses. This means Slate and Swing only. Technically also Maxils, but she doesn’t even have her learner’s permit yet, she has glasses but never wears them, and she’s technically not even a part of the Ckrsss gang.
Standard safety protocol. The rest of us either have poor vision, also known as Restart, vision in only one eye, meaning myself and Kenos, or both. I’ll let you deduce who that is. Restart also isn’t allowed to drive because sometimes, glitches fill up his eye sockets, blinding him.
Anyways, the final protocol is to be aware that I am allowed break all protocols at any time I like, excluding the no driving one. The first one, I physically can’t break because everything that touches me dies. The second, I am myself so I don’t need approval of anyone. The third and fourth, I’m allowed to break because I’m the boss. The fifth, why the fuck would I want to date the ABC shits. The sixth, we have for the memes. The seventh, again, I am me. The eighth, again, I’m the leader, so fuck you. The ninth, I covered already.
<Hey guys, we’re at fifty.>
R: P̵͓͍͂̎õ̸̡̮͝s̶͎͎͂́t̵̢̜̒ş̸̀,̷̡͉͑̈́ ̵̣̗̎̎d̷͙̪̋͐ų̸̗̒h̸̦̓̂.̶̙́
Oh wow, Slate hasn’t been here for fifty posts of this blog. He’s been missing out.
R: D̴̖̏o̶̬̔n̵̝̾̀u̷̹͋̄t̶̖͎̂̇,̵̨͕͊̑ ̸̩͋͗o̵̮͝͝u̵͙̅t̸̢̘̎̄ ̴̜̝̓͌o̵̮̿͝f̴̫͇̽ ̷̼̯̇ṱ̴̛͒h̴̼̑e̶̻̙̓̚ ̵̟̀l̸̨̜̈́̒ȃ̴͎ş̵͌͠t̵̢̙́̐ ̸̖͔̈f̵̩̄i̵̥͍͠f̵̻͠t̵͙͠y̸͇̍ͅ ̴̯͓̄p̴̠̀͒ő̷̗̱s̵̛͔t̷͔̞̀s̷̹͌,̷̻̈́̔ ̴̛̼̿Ĩ̶̭'̶̪̋̄v̴̹̙̓̉ĕ̷̻̭ ̷̧̮̀b̶̰͌ẻ̸̹e̷̦̞͂n̵͇͚͋̉ ̴̡̐h̷̳̋͆e̸̹͊r̸̮̻̀̾e̵̺͗͜ ̷̝̮̒̎f̶̥̤͊̂o̷͈̕͝r̴̰̔̉ ̶̮̻͊t̶͈̐̌ẘ̵̼o̸͇͇̿ ̴̭͔̋a̵̼̎͛͜ņ̸̯͛ḋ̸͔̦ ̶̪̾̀ả̴͉̻͑ ̵͔͋ḫ̴̓̊â̸͉͚l̸̟̿́f̸̟̘̍.̵̨̣͗́ ̵̞̩͆͂H̵̠̑͝ả̷̮̺̓ḓ̶̱̍̉ ̶͉̲͠I̸̺̫̓͛ ̵̻̻͝c̷̺͖̏o̶̮͐̐m̸̨͈͂̎ę̶̝͒ ̴̳̦̐̀t̴̠̬̐̆h̶̭͆̔r̵͇͗͝e̶͔͍͋ȩ̸̘̐ ̷̡̲́p̵̨̿o̶̬̐ş̴̝̎t̶̝͝s̸̹͎̐ ̶̞͓̌ĺ̵͖̑a̷̩̍͝t̷̝͔̕e̸͓͐̓r̶̺͓̾,̷̜̭̂ ̷̗̞͐Ḯ̴͍̙'̵̥͆d̷̢̦̒ ̴̛͖̉h̵̳̾̇a̶̻̐v̸̟̄̈e̵͓̦̾̋ ̴̛͚̤m̷̼̅i̴̗͌̀s̸̢̈́́s̴̩̱͆e̸̻͐̐d̵̤̒͘ ̷̨͇̽t̶͎͓͋h̸̟͚͋͑i̴̯͇̎s̶͓̬̈̑,̷̼̫̿ ̸̹̈́t̵̗͇͝ọ̸̳̃͗ö̷͇̦.̶̞͂ ̷̱̤̀̎Î̸͉ ̶͈̦̒h̴̝̪̄a̴̠͊̚v̵̰̾e̸̮̳͌̂ ̶̥͂n̸̫̈́͑ò̵̥ ̸̱̓ṙ̷͉i̸̢͍̔͂g̵̼̓͑ḫ̶͍͝t̶̜̐ ̴̞͕͐ẗ̴̠́ȏ̷̼̚ ̶̟͖͂b̶̛̬̠̽ḙ̷̤͑ ̷̪̭̔s̵̙͝a̷͍͗̕d̶̮̏.̶͖̂̕
Sw: Fifty posts, and not a single art-based answer.
K: Well, we’re only at 49 asks...
<Shut up. 50 posts is 50 posts. In celebration, Imma make a Discord server for this.>
Don’t you have enough already?
