#geniusinventor

more angst for you losers | accepting

@geniusinventor​: “  i don’t feel safe here anymore. nowhere feels safe. ” Young Gyro @ Bradford

“Considering the circumstances you came from, Mr. Gearloose, I can hardly blame you.” Heron had been more excited than he’d seen with a new recruit in some time. The shaken protege of Dr. Akita was undeniably a genius but considering the boy’s mentor... Well, Bradford had never been particularly pleased with the man’s work for FOWL. Perhaps Gyro Gearloose would be an improvement.

               Dear Gyro / @familymade | letters - accepting.  ( also just gonna casually @geniusinventor​ bc lbr i had to do main verse for this letter )

Gyro, 

               First of all, I hate you. You think you’re so funny don’t you? Black licorice flavored gum? Disgusting. I can admit though... That would’ve been really funny if not for stupid circumstances. I can’t wait til I get back so I can hit you for this. Anyway, I was thinking about you today, so I thought I’d write this letter instead of recording a transmission. I don’t think those are going through anyway... But still. I like to record them. It’s nice to at least pretend that I’m getting through to everyone. 

            I hope you’re proud of me by the way. I’m teaching myself literal rocket science. You know?? It’s actually kinda fun! Super difficult, but I’m managing. Anything to get home to see my kids. Maybe we can talk about it when I get back! It’ll be fun to be able to contribute to the conversations. At least a little. 

            Anyway, not that you’re gonna see this letter, but uh, I kinda miss you. Gross. You’re a dumb jerk. But you’re also my best friend so I guess I kinda care about you. Hey I hope you’re seeing my kids!! You better tell them all the awesome stories about me. And don’t blame me for the laser thing. You know that wasn’t my fault. Okay maybe it kinda was. But YEAH, you better be making me sound like the coolest mom ever, because I am. 

            Alright, I don’t wanna sound like you when you go off about a new invention, so I’m gonna end this letter here. Can’t wait to see you and my family again. Later, loser. 

                     - Della

@geniusinventor​ sent:      ❝ Just who are you? And what are you doing in my lab? ❜

❝  Oh,  no  one  you  need  to  worry  about.  Just  a  friend  of  Scroogie's.  Nice  set  up  you  have  here.  Security  could  be  better,  I  could  have  gotten  in  and  out  three  times  before  the  tightwad  even  noticed  something  was  WRONG.  ❞

She  grinned  from  her  perch  on  one  of  the  tables,  ankles  crossed,  before  giving  a  little  wave  to  the  head  of  R&D.  She'd  answer  his  first  question,  but  as  for  the  second  one,  well,  he  didn't  need  to  know  just  why  she  was  here  yet.  And  of  course  Goldie  would  introduce  herself.  She  wasn't  a  HEATHEN  after  all.

“Do you really like the sound of your own voice that much?”

SHIT I’VE HEARD WHILE NANNYING

@geniusinventor​​ said ;; “You better appreciate me.”

          “ Yeah, yeah, totally, every day of my life, you’re a godsend, all that fun stuff. ” Dewey says as he watches Gyro put the finishing touches on the invention Dewey had asked for. It had pretty much taken the child signing over his metaphorical soul, but Dewey could live with this. After all, with this little invention Dewey was finally going to achieve everything he had ever dreamed of since he was hatched. 

Yes, with this invention, Dewey was finally going to be taller than Huey ( and Louie but that’s less important ).