#genithalia

my face page :33 

1. First impression: Who is this cutie with the booty? 2. Truth is: Sam you're the raddest but if any boys get near you I will decapitate them (: 3. How old do you look: I thought you were 18/19!4. Have you ever made me laugh: yes!5. Have you ever made me mad: no!6. Best feature: how do i pick one??? 7. Have I ever had a crush on you: maybe i don't think so! 8. You’re my: super rad friend9. Name in my phone: i think its sammy10. Should you post this too? Yes! (: 

Send me a color

i dont think you understand how excited i am about my new pocket watch

i already did that's the joke lmao

#libraryworkerproblems

Yeah same, food and drinks aren't allowed in our library either but people still manage to bring them in and then they make a mess and makes the library worker's lives more difficult than it needs to be I feel you

Ew what the fuck ??? I had to go pick up sunflower seeds off the ground one time around this table like really??? Is it really that necessary to be a prick??? It's a damn library for shits sakes