#generic npc

EVEN WHEN THEIR BOSS, THE DEPUTY SHERIFF, AND THE SHERIFF’S ASSISTANT ARE DEAD. COME ON GUYS!

…haha not really.  When I originally completed this Meme Challenge five years ago I said that I really dislike Forrest Kaysen for fucking up Francis’ life and taking away everyone he’s ever cared about. 

Which really just makes him a great villain and that’s really too easy of an answer so...

Now I would say the character that isn’t meant to be quote unquote the villain of the game that pisses me off the most would be this asshole:

This guy is...

Seriously. This guy could have prevented the deaths by just being fucking honest with York from the get go and NOT ABANDONING HIS FAMILY like 42 years ago:

“Hey man so you know that Raincoat Killer tale? It actually happened 50 years ago and it was my dad. You see the military released some weird gas on the town and everyone went into a murderous rage. It’s why I still wear this mask as there’s still remnants of the gas that’s released when it rains. I think it’s somehow connected to the red seeds you see around town since they have some weird ass effects of people. There’s a bunch around those red trees in the graveyard. You know... I think Kaysen sells those things.”

“OH BTW! I’m George’s dad and I left him with my cruel and abusive wife because I couldn’t “deal” with her mental illness and ran away. And by “deal” I mean shoot her in the head and then kill myself like your dad did... not like you know place her in the care of medical professionals trained to deal with mental illness. Not like I have fuck tons of money or anything that would allow me to get her the top notch care in the country. Nope! Ditching them both and pretending I didn’t have a family was the correct course of action.” “Since I was a fucking coward and ran away George grew up in a fucked up environment just miiiiiiiiight have some serious issues. I mean he’s not the only one I was pretty lonely too you know for years after discarding my family but I was able to get myself a NEW son and made him my personal servant. The kid’s under the impression that he has to prove himself to be a fine young man to me even though it’s obvious he’s awesome since waits on me hand and foot. No I’m going to let him agonize about this until you invade his privacy and read his diary before I present him with the eyes to complete his bird carving.” 

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU it is all your fault!

I also low key hate Nick because he’s such a douche. 

“ I can’t talk to my wife about art (God she is so uncultured!) so I’m going to go drinking nightly with the known man eater Diane and let my wife think I’m cheating on her.” 

“Oh you are trying to solve a murder? Let me be as unhelpful as possible and refuse to talk to you or repeat myself because I’m a dick.”