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Listening to Vindicated and Someday You Might Love Me but both on full volume at the same time.
WHO GAVE PIZZA PERMISSION TO BE THIS AMAZING
holy shit is it like a law that all the silliest most fast food-y gijinkas all get to be the most badass rockin awesome?? hotdogs is a nonbinary magical artist in a fur coat shaped like a bun, who writes attacks into existance with a giant calligrapy pen that shoots ketchup! Steak is a demon and also a holy paladin, and also his horns are patterned like those lil fork things you use to pick up stuff on a BBQ grill.
HOW MANY MORE GREASY FASHION BOYS ARE YOU GONNA BESTOW UPON ME, GAME??
its a cold and its a broken pizza
Tenemos un Plan Estratégico. Se llama 'Hacer las cosas bien'
genergy.es
Pyrrhic is the most Genesis word ever, change my mind
* uncommon word, good for being literary and perhaps a bit snobby
* fire-adjacent-sounding (pyre, pyrokinesis, etc.)
* a pyrrhic victory is one that is won at too great of a cost to have been worthwhile for the victor
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Genesis Rhapsodos
With all due affection and respect, this chorus has been popping into my head every time I think of Captain Genesis "Only Bad Decisions" Rhapsodos:
Genergy
Genesis is a Menace-is
I just talked with several people about how obnoxious he is IN THE REAL WORLD.
Trying to write Genesis is like having an obnoxious parrot on your shoulder.
"You're writing about *him* again?! SQUAWCK!!! WRITE ABOUT ME!"
I keep writing him to be competent and he's mad that (a) that implies he's not competent, (b) I don't show off all his wonderful qualities and quotes, and (c) that i spend as much time writing about Sephiroth.
I can hear him making grumpy bird noises in my brain right now.
He's even mad when I write about him being kind, helpful, and generous. Partly because it ruins his image, partly because HOW DARE I ASSUME/IMPLY OTHERWISE?!
He makes me go back and edit his dialogue in real time.
He is sitting in my head, sipping wine, saying "Hm, no, I would never say that, try again" *haughty wave of dismissal*
I'm sitting here with him bleeding out and Baby Cloud trying to staunch the flow and he's going on and on to Cloud about exactly how to do things, and what protocols to take next, and how much he loves him, and meanwhile, Cloud and I are frantically searching his pockets for a Cure.
Salty: and then Sephiroth sneezed
Genesis: BUT WHAT DID GENESIS DO
Salty: THIS WHOLE CHAPTER IS ABOUT YOU