#generalbabes

I know A TON of single awesome women. Like seriously. 

And I’m not sure why? Maybe because I work with horses and the majority of horse owners are women? But when I think of awesome single men I know...I don’t know many. Not that they’re not awesome, it’s just that I don’t know many single men, they are all dating, married or otherwise interested in other men. 

They continually talk about our Millennial generation, defined as those who are 19 to 35 years old in 2016. (I’m on the highest end of the millennial lol)  

Things like: 

Millennials are having less sex than any generation in 60 years 

Why Millennials are putting off marriage. 

Recently circulating on Facebook was a post with the application for The Bachelor Canada. I instantly thought of so many rad women who would make excellent TV. Legit some of the most beautiful, hilarious and entertaining women I have ever met. 

We also noticed a friend share a post that a guy had made about his guy friend who is looking for love. We have mad respect & give him a solid A for effort on the helping with Match Maker which gave me an idea......

There is no guarantee that my girlfriends will apply for The Bachelor Canada (a few have) or that they will get chosen (we can only hope) so I decided to help write a few of their bios. All with humour and the most love extended to them. 

Note: When they told me I would also have to apply for The Bachelor Canada my only response was when they come out with “Middle Aged Plus Sized Bachelor Canada” I would definitely apply. It’s a whole spin off series they are missing out on, older demographic and incredibly beautiful curvy women and the men who love them. 

I now present to you, Women I Know Who Are Serious Contenders For The Bachelor Canada:

BECKY, 26, 5′5 

Becky 26, 5'5 is a wild woman who likes the finer things in life. You won't meet another lady with a better sense of humour and giant heart toward animals. Work ethic is important in her potential mate, if she works harder than you, you're out the door. 

When she's not working as a paralegal, Becky competes in the equestrian sport of 3 Day Eventing. The sport includes piloting a 1,200lb animal over solid fences upwards of 4 feet tall for miles at a time. Soooo it's safe to say Becky is looking for a Man's Man. 

I'm not sure if she can cook but she did serve me Kraft Dinner while camping in her horse trailer during a competition so I'm sure you will survive. 

Three words that best describe Becky are: Funny, Adventurous and Confident

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Barb, 32, 5′10

Barbara 32, 5'10 is a Flight Attendant and one of the funniest women you will ever meet. 

Family and friends are important to Barb and she worked hard to raise a fabulous grown daughter whose eyeliner game is better than Adeles. 

Barb has a huge heart and is incredibly smart, her potential mate should be very well read and have his wits about him.

 I'm sure Barb can cook, as a matter of fact she's some sort of hot domestic goddess. 

Three words that best describe Barb are: Hot, Funny & Crazy (the fun kind) 

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Cassie, 27, 5′5

Cassie 27, 5'5 is an Executive Assistant by day and social media influencer every other waking moment.

 Travel, fashion & the art of sharing a story are important in Cassie's world. Her potential mate should ensure he's a good communicator with a great sense of humour. She usually is attracted to cowboys but I'm sure she wouldn't be against dating a man with a steady job either. 

When Cassie isn't putting time into her blog 'Lipstick & Cowboy Boots' she's competing in the equestrian sport of barrel racing with her horse 'Stella Rey'. 

I'm not sure if she can cook but she is obsessed with tacos so at least she can make a dinner recommendation when needed. Three words that best describe 

Cassie are: Stylish, Creative and Funny. 

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Final notes on our The Bachelor Canada impromptu unofficial pre-casting are below. 

Quote from our group chat:

“I'm a solid 10 and I only deserve the best which is falling in love with some guy in 25 days while he dates 20 other women. Only the best for this dime piece.”

Amen sister! 

But in all honesty if you know a great guy or gal that would make for exceptional TV and wants to be a part of The Bachelor Canada then apply 

HERE 

Also a welcome side note to single women, if you haven’t tried the dating app ‘Bumble’ then give it a go. I recently downloaded it and am in shock & awe and the amount of men who write bios, use complete sentences and don’t look like they may murder me. It’s an app that totally gives the woman control. Once you match you have 24 hours to make the first outreach in communication and if you don’t, it goes away. 

It’s something to look in anyways. #Tinderhangover  

Yours in Adventure,