#general lunacy

Pablo Escobar’s brother threatens to sue Apple for $30 billion

Emily Price for Digital Trends:

Pablo Escobar’s brother Roberto released his own flamethrower, a device he said inspired Elon Musk’s viral Not a Flamethrower. Now, the brother of the infamous drug lord is [promoting] the Escobar Fold 1 [which] features a flexible screen that allows users to fold it into a tablet…

He has plans to file a class-action lawsuit against Apple next year.

“They are…

Man marries his Apple iPhone in Las Vegas

“Aaron Chervenak is one of the many grooms who has experienced a quickie wedding in Las Vegas,” PhoneArena reports. “On May 20th, at the Little Las Vegas Chapel, Chervenak was married to the love of his life, his Apple iPhone.”

“Chapel owner Michael Kelly said, ‘At first it was like what? And then I was like… Alright let’s do it. We don’t really have many people that marry inanimate…

Westboro Baptist Church to picket Apple, Google, others; calls Steve Jobs ‘a rich, proud fool who now inhabits hell’

[cfsp key="adsense_336x280"]“The Westboro Baptist Church is heading out on a ‘God Hates the Media Tour,’ with plans to picket pretty much every major technology company in Silicon Valley,” Cavan Sieczkowski reports for The Huffington Post.

“The quasi-religious group, known for its vitriolic anti-gay rhetoric and picketing of funerals, will kick off its latest crusade on Aug. 12. Facebook, Google…

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