tried to doublecheck and nothing turned up - is āpissy shittiesā acceptable?
ya u gucci
(iām answering old asks rn, the box isnāt open yet, im trying to get through a shitload of requests)
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tried to doublecheck and nothing turned up - is āpissy shittiesā acceptable?
ya u gucci
(iām answering old asks rn, the box isnāt open yet, im trying to get through a shitload of requests)

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genehazardĀ replied to yourĀ post:Ā i have never not had an opinion in my life and...
warren and i just watched a movie that had four owls breaking through a window and screaming and i said ābone coming online to post some Opinionsā
All Four Of My Owls Are Here And They Are Furious
š and. fuck. I think it was š for ripley, agnes, and oli or kith!
cw: parent death, implied mass death
5, 14, and 17 for oleander
5. do they follow a higher power? what are their thoughts on divinity?
he does the usualĀ āoffer to whatever god is relevant for the thing youāre doingā when heās outside barovia but like. he knows strahd isnāt technically the highest power in barovia but heās been acting like it. being faced with vampyr is fucking with him a little bit. heās probably a decent amount of Scared of the gods & generally anything divine. he doesnāt put much thought into it because he doesnāt consider himself someone any god would bother with? but actually being Faced With one would give him a panic attack.
14. what is something they love about themself?
if you ask him heāll sayĀ āeverything, darlingā and itād be a LIE. i think the only things he genuinely loves about himself, with no qualifiers or context, are that heās very good at keeping plants alive and happy, and heās very good at choosing gifts.Ā
17. what do they dream about, when their dreams are their own?
oleander has a lot of stress dreams. a lot of them are strahd-related but an equal amount of them are just like. doing something embarrassing in front of a crowd you need to impress and then realizing youāre also not wearing pants. also dreams about his hair falling out or being cut off. he doesnāt usually remember his nicer or more mundane dreams.Ā
honestly my assumption about you is that you are a literal vampire but like, a Chill one
yknow I wonder sometimes myself :v

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d2y vibes tbh??
:0 im flattered
3, 9, 11!
hey i fuckin uhhh, forgot to answer this. itās been two days.Ā
3. what race and class are you itching to play but havenāt yet?i really wanna play a kenku For Real & iāve wanted to play a barbarian since Forever. i donāt know when iāll get the chance or like, personal opportunity to play a kenku but iāve got my barbarian just waiting for their campaign to start.Ā
9. do you keep any dnd superstitions? (e.g., dice jail, āchargingā dice on the lowest side, etc)not like, Super. i pre-roll my dice to decide which ones to use but thatās mostly just bc most of my characters have too many dice and i gotta cull their d20ā²s.
11. if you got the chance to play at a ācelebrityā DMās table (e.g. matt mercer, griffin mcelroy), what kind of character would you design and why?iād lose my mind with anxiety, first off, but i think iād actually probably play moth. half orc swashbuckler rogue with a backstory sheās avoiding. bc, like. i know who she is and whatās important to her & i have a connection to her enough to be able to play her well, but she Isnāt someone iād play in a regular campaignĀ
bastard...
no bastard unfortunately, and at ur verbal switch to fucker, there is a singular one, and it is unfortunately horny and cannot be posted