*real conversation from summer camp, my nonbinary ass and my friend, a trans girl, are lying in the grass by the bonfire together looking at the night sky*
Her: *turns to me* hey ruby. Ask me how many stars are in the night sky
Me: uhhhh ok how many stars are in the night sky
Her: that's how cis people sound when they talk about gender
Her: well I guess it would be better if we could see more stars rn haha *we could only see two cuz the sun had just set and the sky wasn't dark enough*
Me: oh look there's a third one. wait there's a fourth
The nonbinary counselor, walking past us: omg the rest of them are finally coming out!
All three of us: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO