#geeeeeeeez

Join me in this fifth part of our Egyptian adventure! Let's beat those Alexandrian levels!

Hello everyone, 

So I know I said I would be back on the 18th, but that is just absolutely not possible. It is a really busy time for me, and I’m having doubts I will even be able to get all of my homework done, let alone write the last 6k of this stupid, vmin oneshot. 

So I am really sorry about making you all wait, but I will try to have it finished by the end of the week. I have to finish a Fulbright application, write a 3 minute radio newscast (which, trust me, takes a lot of effort, it’s like 9 different stories minimum), and do a media production proposal and budget all for Monday, so I’m just... freaking out. Plus, I have an ALS walk and work tomorrow, like it is just not working. 

(Also as a side note, I can’t eat anything without wanting to die, and also I dyed my hair and I absolutely hate it, it’s terrible. It’s the color Jungkook’s was in the Dope MV, and like... it looks like I wanted it to, but I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. UGH. I am falling apart this weekend.) 

xoxo,  CheekyBrunette (Tara) 

There's a sign on the corner that says, "Honk at the balloons for the birthday girl! ->" with 6's all over it.

So, I turn instead of going straight to the house because, why not?! Let's go honk for the 6 year old!"

Stinky: Why are we going this way?

Me: It's someone's birthday so we're going to go be nice and help celebrate.

Stinky: Who?

Me: I don't know. Some girl.

Stinky: *starts naming her friends*

Me: No, it's none of your friends. You don't know anyone turning 6.

I get to the very clearly marked yard and honk A LOT to make up for the other 3 cars that drove by that did NOT honk.

*turning around in a neighborhood to go home*

Stinky: Why are we going this way?

Me: Because we have to go back home.

Stinky: But why did you honk?

Me: Because it's someone's birthday and they can't have a big party.

Stinky: But...