u know like, i wanna be inside Zelda Spellman’s baby kidnapping head for a minute b/c she’s a Ride Or Die church of night disciple who, lets face it, would have been as adamant at Sabrina signing her name even if she hadn’t kinda sorta aided in selling her soul to goatsatan when Sabrina was a baby, so what does she intend to do when this baby reaches 16 and should be baptised???
I mean, it’s not like it’s just some unknown kid she uh... liberated, either, it’s the high priest’s legitimate first born offspring. The high priest who officiates the baptism in goaty’s stead.Â
how do you think this one’s gonna work out for ya Zee













