#gbs2

Schazer: Jen came from a world that made itself into everything she wanted

Schazer: it let her be 14 forever

Elpie: Girl has some issues

Schazer: Xadrez fought a fucking war and died in said fucking war

SolarAway: ok im going to go and people better not fucking die by the time i get back

Elpie: oh my God now they fight crime

Schazer: they kill all the crimes

Elpie: New round plan: Jen and Xadrez take it to the streets

SolarAway: "im so angry about all of this battle bullshit lets just beat up thugs"

Schazer: "ok let's do that"

Elpie *smooches*

Schazer: and then they get arrested

Schazer: because Kath has taken over the city while they've been fucking around

Garuru: a cop drama would be a perfectly anticlimatic final round

Schazer: then Team Battleopolis shows up to bust them out of jail

Schazer: and the bio-wyrm army appears and starts fighting all of Kath's cops

Garuru: oh my god theyre still alive thats right

Elpie: Oh, they're still alive

Elpie: We have so many Chekhov's guns

Elpie: Not bringing Kath out right away would have been dishonest

Schazer: and then the Composer snaps Observer's neck

Schazer: then Kath's neck

Schazer: then Xadrez and Jen's necks

Schazer: then ollies out and resolves to never have anything to do with battles again

Elpie: Koule and Eselt join All-Stars as a composite character co-written by us

Schazer: I'm liking this plan more and more

Elpie: Can we just post this chatlog instead of actual posts

Elpie: We've got the highlights right here