You know what? Fuck it.
To every LGBTQ+ person
(no "pedosexuals" because wtf? You're not apart of this. Pedosexual is not and will never be a thing)
I say we just make our own Heaven and Hell since apparently we're not going to Heaven. Whose gonna stop us? No one can! So why not. Everyone can have their own house, decorate it the way they want, gay clubs and cafes everywhere, dress however the fuck you want, do whatever the fuck you want, NO JUDGEMENT. Free wifi everywhere, your family can come too (if they're homophobic/transphobic, we can show them its ok.)
Satan? Guess what, he's your neighbour! And he has a HANDSOME TRANSGENDER HUSBAND. He's also very nice and they bake cookies for everyone (yes everyone, he's a sentient being, he can)
Even your favorite gay characters are here! Anyone is welcome! Regardless of weight, gender, sexuality. ANYTHING. You are valid in LGBTQ+ heaven and hell.
(And yes, if you support the LGBTQ+ and you are cis and straight, we always welcome Ally's!)
We love you
(The amount of support on this idea is magical, we will have our own religion and we will be safe. What should the religion be called?)
