#gatari speaks

I don’t know whether or not I’ll get caught up in the whole “Tumblr Purge” fiasco since I don’t think I’ve posted anything or interacted with NSFW blogs to warrant an account deletion, but even so, if something happens, feel free to keep track of me on my Twitter, my AO3, or my deviantART! As to not put up links, my usernames on those sites are Mochagatari (Twitter), Magical Astronomer (AO3) and Mocha-Monogatari (dA).

I'm an idiot so I literally didn’t notice until now that Otomachi Una's official age is 11

Yall asked for it

I don’t have headcanons for all the characters so I’ll just do the ones I know for sure about, I guess also consider this headcanons for characters expressing love

Hatsune Miku - deredere, the girl is super forward and is all hand-holding and “I love yous” and everything

Kagamine Rin - type-A tsundere, is an avid user of “IT’S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING, BAKA” and similar catchphrases but her dere side is actual melting sugar; it’s like she’s normally “Demon Girlfriend” but she’s really “I Like You, I Love You”

Kagamine Len - a weird blend between dandere and type-B tsundere: he’s really shy so sometimes he comes off as standoffish, but with a select few (Miku, Rin, Gumi, Luka sometimes) he’s like “you utter baka”

Megurine Luka - stone-cold kuudere, that’s all I’ll say

Utatane Piko - kuudere, he uses snark and sarcasm to cope with his emotions

Galaco - arguably himedere, it doesn’t come out as much but she’s totally the type to be like “lick my shoes and buy me ice cream, peasant”

Yuzuki Yukari - yandere, single-target sexuality for IA and god help anyone who get in the way

Fukase - a weird blend between kuudere and type-B tsundere, he’s really chill and non-emotive when he’s relaxed but also a giant hecking tease

Otomachi Una - pure type-B tsundere for Miku specifically