Me: God and Satan are in a gay monogamous relationship, and the Book of Job is really about Satan being jealous of God's admiration for Job and being like "no he's not that fucking great, just you watch, I'll show you he's not the one for you..."
Them: Ma'am, this is a Burger King
Me: The whole story is about the dangers of toxic monogamy.
Them: Are you going to order
















