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Slim pickings at the notice board today. Sergio was muttering to himself about the stinginess of the people in the Commonwealth and his own misfortune as business carried on as usual in Diamond City. 200 caps to clear out a raider hovel, 150 for ferals - Oh sure, it isn’t as if folk like him have to deal with fucking expenses or anything. One notice caught his eye, a good 2500 caps was more to his liking but the catch was that instead of rotting shamblers or hopped up junkies, a pack of deathclaws would be his quarry.

How misanthropic are they?I wouldn’t call him misanthropic -- he doesn’t want the kids to stay off his lawn because he dislikes them, in fact the kids are welcome to play in his yard, only he spent too long alone and hasn’t had, like, therapy or anything to get himself back into the world of people. He likes people just fine, he just stays behind multiple layers of irony to be safe

Hobbies?giving people incorrect facts about pre-war life and baseball