#garrisonontour

One more day of work before I head off on a short overnight road trip to Cleveland to see the Yayoi Kusama exhibit at the Cleveland Museum of Art. Been waiting over a year for this and really looking forward to posting the exact same photos as everyone else who has seen it. Stop by the shop today to entertain me and make the day go faster. #beardo #garrisonontour #artcation (at Grandview Mercantile & Revue) https://www.instagram.com/p/BmqkP3hgtjD/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1d3c0iu64cqct

Drove all day yesterday to meet up with my family in Asheville for the weekend. Just woke up and grabbed the first coffee mug available. It will now be the only mug I use all weekend. #garrisonontour #beardo #sleepyface (at Asheville, North Carolina)

I made it safely to the beach. Within an hour I had my first pina colada, my dad fell asleep on the couch, and there was talk of a fart contest with my littlest niece. #neveradullmoment #beardo #garrisonontour (at Hilton Head Island, South Carolina)

Day 1 of my transformation from mild-mannered midwestern #beardo into gloriously bronze Malibu Garrison. OR, I could just end up looking like a hairy tomato. 🍅 #garrisonontour #fuckingselfie #instagay #gaybear #partyallthetime (at Marriott's Grande Ocean)

Oh shit I have arrived. Gonna buy the tackiest souvenir I can find. #garrisonontour #beardo #dollywood #isthisadream (at Dollywood)

Oh hi. I'm on vacation as of now. First stop, somewhere between here and Atlanta. #garrisonontour #beardo #vacation

I'm at a playground designed by Isamu Noguchi. #garrisonontour #noguchi #playspace #midcentury #brutalist #publicart #beardo (at Noguchi Playscape @ Piedmont Park)

Hitting the road for Atlanta. First stop Museum of Contemporary Art. Also, half assed advertising my friends' podcast @linoleumcast but that thing on my face covers part of the logo. #garrisonontour #beardo #whiteisnotflatteringonmybelly (at Best Western Plus Arbour Inn & Suites)