High School Musical 4
So I quite liked the ending of hsm3, don't get me wrong. But there is so much queer bating, and the only reason I'd allow a fourth was if they fixed these issue, but still kept the tone the same so it'd be acceptable for kids to watch
So, picture the scene:
Obvs Sharpay is a lesbian, without a doubt 100%. Her and Ryan are the gay twins of easthigh and nothing will convince me otherwise. She goes for Troy, the most stereotypical boyfriend character imaginable then becomes obsessed with Gabriella when she shows even the slightest interest in him. And her and Zeke are the cutest besties.
Chad is homo in some way, still likes girls probably given he dates Taylor for a bit but he might jsut in denial, and Taylor's sexuality is questionable anyway. So anyway, him and Ryan start dating (let be honest, "I Don't Dance" was a great metaphor for Chad being gay. Ryan is encouraging him to dance because he knows he can, and Chad refuses to YET HE DANCES WHILE SINGING THE SONG and eventually him and Ryan agree)
Taylor hates men. She is a lesbian. "I wouldn't consider myself an expert in that particular subspecies". She's a lesbian. Why they made her get really excited about Chad asking her out at the end of hsm1 I will never understand. She hates men with a passion. What are you doing Disney.
Kelsie is aroace, I do not agree with her dating Ryan at all, or that other dude she dated for a bit. She's such a soft aroace character and so pure and I just love Keslie a lot. Also, Ryan is the Gayest person alive why the hell is he dating her in the first place?!
TROY IS BISEXUAL AND THE WHOLE FIRST FILM IS A METAPHOR FOR HIM LIKING BOTH GIRLS (BASKETBALL) AND GUYS (THEATRE) AND IT'S SO GREAT.
The cello playing dude is gender queer, probably enby but maybe gender fluid depends on the day
Feel free to add your own additions but these are my wishes for hsm4 :)
