#garbage elf

i love all of my dnd group’s sessions but i genuinely think nothing will ever top the time when we all almost died to an enemy’s lightning spell, who then Banished our rogue and fled. within the one minute of the banishment’s duration, two players accidentally fell into a potion that turned them into animals. while we were dealing with that disaster, our rogue reappeared and also fell into the potion. the party immediately swore we would never tell our absent alchemist NPC what happened, and i’m pretty sure that’s the only secret the party ever managed to keep

fellas is it gay to decide your DnD character will fall for your DM’s most beloved reoccurring NPC because you think your DM is real cute and she’s so excited about the idea that you can’t say no and also you hope her spending more time with you will make her think you’re real cute too