Jan 12, 2019
Officer: Show me your hands
Me: *shows him those jazz hands*
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Officer: Show me your hands
Me: *shows him those jazz hands*
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Me: I’m going to write some domestic fluff!
Also me, after realizing I’ve just written several pages of unplanned angst:
Someone: What's that?
Me: It's a--
Brain: SHOW STOPPIN' NUMBER
Me:
Brain: A REAL SHOW STOPPER
Me:
Brain: A SHOW STOPPIN' NUMBER, COME ON
I really missed writing Quirrellmort.Â
THE FIRST POST I MAKE IN THREE MONTHS WAS FLAGGED FOR ADULT CONTENT WTF
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Me, emailing my best friend: Okay! Here’s chapter nine! I know you haven’t finished reading the other one, but now you have two! Yay! Progress!
Also me, five minutes later: FUCK FUCK FUCK THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TITLED CHAPTER TEN PLEASE READ THE RIGHT CHAPTER NINE FIRST
I’m pretty sure that The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals has become my favorite Starkid production, and it’s all Jon Matteson’s fault.Â
I’m fucking crying, I have a flagged post. A picture of myself and my cat laying on my face. This is fucking hilarious. I’m crying.Â
Actually I am crying, and it’s not about the flagged post. But that’s still hilarious.