#ganmenposting

Her betrothed, Caryalind, is kidnapped by a bunch of Stormcloaks with a high ransom. Despite the easy out from an unwanted marriage, she's not about to sell him down the river to a bunch of terrorists. He's her friend and ally, after all. Her would-be father-in-law, however, just found out he's having another son.

And with the most trance-inducing choice of dance and music he offers her not only the chance to get off the hook for the wedding, but a free G5 airplane. (It's Dwemer technology, shut up). And bitches.

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