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Aphrodite: what you find attractive in a person

if we’re talking datemate possibilities, i like bigness! tall, buff, fat, HUNG, idc (ideally a mix of all of these) i just really find big people super hot?? probably something to do with power play. also big chests. i want to faint into chris evans’ magnificent cleavage.

if we’re talking more personality traits, i like people who are willing to argue with me instead of just trying to change the subject or saying “okay you’re right”. i don’t generally befriend people who are constantly passive, so if you’re my friend and you think you are trust me i see the spark of rebellion in you

i also like people who are easily flustered and/or blush easily

Hermes: last text you sent

i was talking about how gross school is last sunday with my bro sakanahime

I got tagged in this fucking forever ago and somehow never noticed it....so here’s a thing. 

I was tagged by wanderlustisamust

Rule 1: Always post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, then write 11 new ones. Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post. Rule 4: Tell them you tagged them.

1. Something you have a no-tolerance policy for?

Oh god. A lot of things. I reached a point a couple years ago where my ability to put up with any bullshit from people ceased to exist.

2. Dumbest mistake you made this summer.

(This shows how long ago I was tagged in this, huh?) I don’t even remember last summer right now. >_> But I’m sure I did something stupid and it probably involved alcohol

3. Which public figure do you think has good intentions but ends up fucking up horribly anyways?

I don’t know how to answer this because I have very little faith in most public figures.

4. If you were colonizing Mars, what would you miss most about Earth? (other than people….but if you’re colonizing Mars, how much could you have really liked other people to begin with)

Earth’s landscapes. or Cats....probably just Cats. The cats need to come to mars with us or I’m not going.

5. If you were in Fahrenheit 451 and you could pick 5 books to remember/save for posterity, which 5 would it be?

The complete works of Shakespeare, The complete works of Poe, The complete poems of Emily Dickinson, A dictionary, and the Phantom Tollbooth.

6. Favorite food that you know how to make for yourself, and favorite food that you don’t know how to make.

I cook A LOT, so i know how to do most kitchen related things. My favorite things tend to be desserts. Like cheesecake. The one thing I haven’t learned to do is cook fish. I like fish.

7. Which musical instrument (if any, and if not any then are we really friends) do you wish you could play?

Piano, it’s so versatile.

8. Which city do you like to pretend is the perfect city for you, even if we all know that 90’s sitcoms and romantic comedies are not accurate representations of what those places are really like today (or ever)?

I’ve really never thought about that. I’ve never focused on the places. What makes a place perfect to me is the people in it. As long as I’m near (relatively) to the people that matter most to me, I’m all set.

9. Is there a certain behavior or article of clothing that you really wish you could pull off in day-to-day life but which would probably end poorly?

Shorts. Shorts always look weird on me. but so comfortable.

10. Favorite trash tv show?

I barely watch any Tv at all.....ever. ....I’m weird. I’m sorry. 

11. How would you decorate the Oval Office?

PINK AND BLUE, THROUGH AND THROUGH! (my sorority sisters will appreciate that one)

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New questions:

1. Congratulations! You’ve been given a tiny orange kitten. What do you name it?

2. Favorite candy?

3.What fictional character do you think you are most like (Mine is Lorelai Gilmore)?

4. If you had the time and money to take your closest friend or significant other on a trip anywhere in the world, where would you want to take them?

5. What time do you usually go to sleep at night?

6. What color is your dream car?

7. I can’t think of 11 questions right now, I’m too damn tired so i’m ending it with this: find me the recipe of a dish you love.

complex machinery