#gampeta

Gamzee had invited Nepeta over to his hive. They barely hung out so it was a good idea to spend a bit of time together. At first, they just talked, mainly about Equius and his… rather strange form of roleplaying when talking to Gamzee. Then they talked about Karkat for a bit, which made Nepeta all too happy. But soon they ran out of topics, guess that's what happens when you don't know too much about each other, and that's when Gamzee got a motherfucking brilliant idea.

TC: HeY yOu WaNnA kNoW wHaT's MoThErFuCkInG fUn As AlL hElL, lItTlE sIsTeR?

AC: :33 < what?

TC: GoOeY mIrAcLeS!

AC: :33 < oh?

AC: :33 < what's that?

Gamzee went to the kitchen, a few loud clangs and a bit of glass shattering following shortly after. He soon came back with a tin filled with a thick green substance, and a smile plastered on his face.

TC: PiEs SiStEr, MoThErFuCkIn PiEs.

Nepeta perked up as she eyed the strange treat.

AC: :33 < oh! what flafur is it?

AC: :33 < gr33n apple or purrhaps lime?

TC: MiRaClEs LiTtLe SiStEr...JuSt MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClEs.

He sat back down on the couch, holding up the gooey treat to her face. Nepeta took a whiff before immediately digging into it. 

She hadn't eaten in a while, so she scarfed it down as fast as she could.

TC: WoAh YoU mIgHt NeEd To SlOw DoWn, DoN't NeEd YoU gEtTiNg AlL sIcK.

AC: :33 < don't worry i'll be purrfectly fine!

She attempted to stand up just to show how fine she would be, only to immediately fall face-first to the ground. Gamzee let out a chuckle as he got up and helped her back up.

TC: HeHe SeE? nEeD tO bE mOtHeRfUcKiN cArEfUl WiTh ThIs ShIt.

He guided her back to the couch, sitting her on his lap. Nepeta puffed out her cheeks slightly and pouted.

AC: :33 < i'm finnne s33?

She waved her arms in front of his face, earning another chuckle from the clown. She was clearly out of it.

AC: :33 < all my arms are where they're supposed to be!

TC: HeHe YeAh, BoTh YoUr FlEsHy LiTtLe GrAb StIcKs.

Gamzee gently grabbed her gloved hand, In hopes of keeping her still.

She quickly pointed at their interlocked hands with her other one.

AC: :33 < s33 there's one right now!

TC: HeHe YeAh I sEe It!

Honestly, Gamzee could stay like this forever, just holding her. But he could feel his own high slowly fading away. Despite pies making 80% of his diet, with the other 20% being Faygo and anything else he could find around his hive, it still faded pretty quickly if he didn't eat too much of it.

TC: YoU wAnT sOmE mOrE, mY sIsTeR?

Nepeta violently nodded her head and waved her arms!

AC: :33 < gimme more miracles!

TC: OkAy BuT wE'rE gOnNa TaKe OuR mOtHeRfUcKiN tImE tHiS tImE.

Gamzee got up, carrying Nepeta in his arms to the kitchen. He sat her on the countertop and grabbed another pie. When he pulled it away from her, Nepeta tried to reach out and grab some. He grabbed a hand full of the green slop and slurped it into his mouth. Pushing it all to one side of his mouth, repeating the process till his cheeks were puffed out. 

AC: :33 < hehe your face looks funny!

Nepeta continued to snort laugh until Gamzee came closer and cupped her face. Before she could process what he was doing, Gamzee brought her lips to his, pushing half the goop into her mouth and swallowing what was left, He kept her there for about a minute, before releasing her.

TC: YeAh I'm MoThErFuCkIn HiLaRiOuS.

They both laughed, almost howling, as they repeated the process over and over until there were no more pies. By the time they finished both of them were giddy and doped up beyond the belief. Gamzee was still standing there holding Nepeta close as she nuzzled up against him.

TC: YoU hAvE fUn?

Nepeta looked up at him, her face a mix of tired, embarrassed, and happy.

AC: :33 < yeah...that was a lotta fun.

Gamzee picked her back up and returned to the couch. 

They didn’t say a word to each other for the rest of their time together, and honestly, he was fine with that.