[7:21pm] it was a calm, rainy evening, and you visiting your boyfriend johnny at his dorm. you were currently gathered in the living room playing uno with some of johnny's fellow band mates when a rather dramatic exclamation suddenly left his lips. "you can't do this to me baby, i thought we were a team!" the lot of you laughed at his expense, knowing full well how that draw four card must have stung. "there's no we in uno, john, tough luck!" you blew him a kiss, laughing while you still could. because as sweet as johnny was, he was definitely going to make you pay for that. many skipped turns and draw cards later, you huffed at the endless vengeance streak between the both of you. everyone else had finished by now, though you two still fighting to save face and claim the second-to-last spot. at long last, victory was just in sight, and then the words were taken straight from your lungs by johnny, "uno!!" "ok, that's it, i want a divorce!" the boys all laugh at your silly sore loss while your boyfriend half-consoles you by enveloping you in a bear hug. "it's ok loser, i still love you, beary much." and the groan you let out was echoed by all those still lingering.













