Headcanons I have for characters!!
MARIO: honestly he's just a little guy, male wife maybe. Loves cooking. Sometimes he gets burnt out because of all the kidnapping, secretly waiting to be retired (lord knowin that won't happen)
Luigi: gay, bottom, agender, and secretly in love with bowser. Monsterfucker? Noep, asexual!!!,,, he's also demiromantic
Bowser: "sigma make" kinda thinking, he's like "I'm so straight" but then gets flustered seeing little scared Luigi
Gir: aroace, duh, xenogender of static (but really his gender is ($+_+$!/hj)
Zim: aroace as well, I think maybe,, the uhh species is all asexual and produce asexually, but everyone is like he gae
All viva pinata characters: party gender (/hj) and attracted to pinatas who are very colourful. But the fox is gay because I love him and I say so
Uhh the garden woman I forgor her name: LESBIAN SHE/THEY/IT SHES AMAZING!!!
The builder dude in viva pinata: aroace because he's a little guy
I made this during my math rip me