#gamescom15

gamescom 2015, warner bros games stand recap: major shoutout to that one warboy who made sure i at least got a mad max shirt after two hours of waiting at the stage, you were a treasure and i wish i could’ve thanked you <3 no shoutout to that so-called warlord who didn't even bat an eye at piemakermisha and me, standing in the first row dressed as max and furiosa, when we volunteered and cheered to be in the competition -- even though i was wearing his symbols, greet your imperator my ass, it’s not like usually cosplayers get at least some kind of recognition from the people promoting the stuff they cosplay from, it’s not like all the other companies do that, nooo -- and who only called men onto stage all weekend to win shit and get fast passes, cause women can’t do physical exercises or like action films/games am i right guys?? lol women major fuck yourself sideways with a chainsaw to that bald host dude who kept making the same sexist jokes over and over, called literal 14y/o girls pet names and accused them of flirting with him to get free stuff, mocked us two for our costumes and being actual involved fans instead of cool casuals like himself, and generally proved to be a literal piece of shit: meet me in a dark street so i can beat you up

so despite being stupidly sexist, the mad max game actually looks like a ton of fun to play, if you ignore that apparently women don’t exist and in the rare instances they do are eye-candy only and apparently the ending of fury road never happened and furiosa, the wives and the vuvalini have been wiped from history. so i guess what i’m saying is i played the demo and it’s a solid game with beautiful graphics and the atmosphere/scenery of the film, but also male fandom creators ruin everything