#game commentary.

　　　❝ a statue of myself?! for only 5,000 gold? oh, boy! yes, please. ❞

❛ Oh... Honey... I'm really starting to feel bad for these kids, barely 3 Splats with a T-Tek! I shouldn't be able to sneak around you that easily! ❜

“ Shovel and a bowling ball, shovel and a bowling ball, shovel and a bowling ball. Does that girl ever wanna use anything else in her arsenal or is she really just that one note? ” Don’t mind him, just a bit salty.

“ Ah swear some o’ these fellas ‘re gettin’ stronger - ‘m gonna hafta make sure ah don’t fall behind! ‘tween that gun gal ‘n that axe kid, ‘n Lucas there... they best not start gettin’ cocky if they don’t wanna see m’ hammer knock ‘em down! ” I think that hammer is exactly why they’re not getting cocky, actually. That and your bullying ways.

...sorry, Master... she asked him to help... what was he supposed to do... say no...?

❛    a bit of an odd fellow, wouldn’t you say?    ❜ 

“ Y’think one Dedede’s frightenin’? Try takin’ on two! Just ask little scamp who got stuck wit’ us and went runnin’ for the hills! ”

“ Heh, ‘s cute watchin’ people who think they can be hidin’ from this here hammer by hangin’ off the side. What, ain’tcha’ll know nothin’ ‘bout smackin’ on the hands keepin’ ya holdin’? ”