I want to run my fingers through your hair and kiss your forehead.
I want to help you feel safe, warm, and happy, on the days you’re sad, the days you’re happy, the days you’re frustrated, the days you’re celebrating, the days you’re mental drained and exhausted, and the days where you are full of life and joy.
One of the harder parts of being so far away from you, is not being able to hold your hand, look you in your eyes, and tell you I’m proud of you, tell you it will be okay, tell you that you are amazing.
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I want to know how your mind works, so I can care for you in the exactly way you need.
I want to know why kind of things put you on edge or make you feel less than you are. I want to know if I do something, even though you know I don’t mean it.
I will make mistakes and I’ll cry, but not because I’m hurt, but because I don’t ever want to hurt you.
I only want to make you feel loved, cared for, and stable. I want you to know that I’d never intentionally hurt you.
I want you to tell me everything. I want to know your feelings and worries. I want you to say what’s on your mind, even if you are still processing what’s going on. I’m here for you to talk to.
I am in love with you, just the way you are. With all of your scars.
I’m not here to fix or heal you. I’m here to stand by your side and hold you as you work through your past. I’m here to let you heal yourself and remind you that you deserve to be happy and healed. You deserve more love than you know.
I’m here to remind you of the amazing person you are and how bright your future is; and how excited I am to share that future with you.
I will hold your hand during happy times, but also in moments of weakness. I’ll wipe the tears from your eyes and tell you it’s okay to be raw and real with me. I’ll hold your hand tightly to show you that I am here.
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Alls I wanna know...WHO AUTHORIZED THIS? It's kinda like when Jack in the Box decided to put spam in croissants and failed to run it by me...except on the other side of the taste spectrum. It's a barrier to breeding.
A single male tempted to holler may revert to NASA research and horrific scenes of Apollo 13, and come to the vivid visualization that within those trunks lies the galaxy vagina - deep, extremely cold, devoid of oxygen, and perhaps home to some unwelcoming critters. 'Tis a trial no man wants to undertake without protection: a heavy duty space suit for his Space Shuttle Endeavor.
How is that inviting? It's just poor vaginal advertising. Stick to short shorts. Like my man Lil' Wayne says, "If it ain't broke, don't break it."
Furthermore, this galaxy ain't gonna make your butt look good. Snap-snap. The universe is huge and thus will greatly overshadow ya booty. Relativity, it's a thing. Einstein saw this coming. No, ya butt does not look big.
Males: Exhibit A
It's unlikely this adolescent was named Best Dressed in his 3rd grade yearbook. The prosecution rests.
Ok, ok, so scanning through those dude picks, I too was left unimpressed. But WAIT, is that a short sleeve turtleneck? Is that a sleeveless hoodie? These things alone are enough to make a hipster drool. But add in the additional irony of having a nerdy fucking galaxy printed on them... That's double irony friend. That's two wrongs making a right.
Wearing galaxy print is similar to wearing a shirt featuring a wolf howling at a moon. It's so self-consciously nerdy that it becomes super un-nerdy. Example: read these 3 wolf moon t-shirt reviews here.
Plus, there's the added bonus that most galaxy prints are neon. Meaning they look totally 80s, which is so in right now. Did you see that 80s movie with Topher Grace (Probably not, no one did... bad example)?
The point is, they actually look good on some people. Admittedly, I think these look better on gals than guys. For a guy to wear something kind of ironic, the worse it actually looks the more hilarious and the mo' betta. For gals, most won't want to wear something unless it actually looks good, who knows why. And I think these are just flashy/different/kinda weird/debatably stylish enough for a girl to pull them off.
For example ladies, got killer legs? Throw on a pair of these celestial leggings and you can show off your best assets without looking like you're trying to look good. Instead, you're trying to look weird. But accidentally on purpose sexy weird. Are you stuck up and vain? Obviously not, you're wearing galaxy print for goodness sake. You don't give a fuck! It'll make you more accessible to nerds. And everyone knows beautiful girls love it when nerds talk to them.
Disclaimer: Although I support the galaxy print. Do NOT partake if over 30 years of age. You'll just end up looking like a crazy elementary school teacher. And there are better ways for children to learn about the solar system than staring at Ms. Cray Cray's behind. Like watching Ridley Scott movies and Apollo 13.
