#galaxy 9

Lmao, sorry for the delay. Even this had me stumped a teeny tiny bit. I eventually got it done. Hope I got the chaos right XD

Note: The only Morai I do not own is one from Galaxy-3 AKA: Rebels AU. That Morai belongs to @sirloozelite. Cheers again, buddy! The rest of the Morais from Galaxy Prime, Galaxy-2, Galaxy-9 and Galaxy-38 all belong to me.

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CheekyConvor_3: Is everyone here?

ExasperatedConvor-9: Yup.

SensibleBirdy_Prime: Sup?

Disaster Morai-38: 0_0

SensibleBirdy_Prime: Hey... is Morai of G38 ok?

Guardian Avatar 2: Um... ... ...

Disaster Morai-38 had sent a photo: [photo ID: a selfie of Morai from G38, looks like she's quivering, eyes wide with shock, right eye twitching and half her feathers gone]

CheekyConvor_3: 0_0

ExasperatedConvor-9: 0_0

SensibleBirdy_Prime: 0_0

Guardian Avatar 2: 0_0

CheekyConvor_3: By the Daughter! What happened to you!? 0_0

Disaster Morai-38: The end of the galaxy happened!!! 0_0

CheekyConvor_3: Oh no! 0_0

SensibleBirdy_Prime: For kriffs sake! You had one job!!!

ExasperatedConvor-9: And I thought my galaxy's Ahsoka is a disaster <.<

SensibleBirdy_Prime: She's not! Your Foundling is a bitch ass crazy Mando with her crazy Mando medic gf!!!

Guardian Avatar 2: Language! >:(

Disaster Morai-38: YOU THINK THAT MATTERS!? MY GALAXY IS ON FIRE AND CURRENTLY BEING REORGANISED INTO A MILITARISTIC EMPIRE THAT WOULD MAKE VALKORION PROUD JEALOUS… I DUNNO!!! O_o

ExasperatedConvor-9: So uh… what course of action do we take? 👀

SensibleBirdy_Prime: What do you think!? It’s only a matter of time before Véurr finds a way to access the other universes! Our galaxies have to prepare for the inevitable!

CheekyConvor_3: Everyone else but mine. My galaxy is sealed off remember? XD

Guardian Avatar 2: I completely forgot about that 😑

Disaster Morai-38: Great, so while everyone else is helping to clean up the mess my galaxy made, your reality is gonna be chilling and sipping tea?

CheekyConvor_3: You bet! 😝

Disaster Morai-38: What have I done wrong to deserve this!? 😢 I knew I should have pushed Tano’s adopted parents, her friends AND HER WIFE to get her proper therapy!!! 😬

Guardian Avatar 2: 👀

SensibleBirdy_Prime: 👀

*4 ABY, Clan Wren, Krownest*

Mando Foundling Ahsoka is sitting with her family and girlfriend who got some time off from Rebel HQ. They're all sitting down, chatting.

Kaeden: Say, you never really spoke much of your childhood, cyare.

Ursa, Alrich, Sabine & Tristan: <.<

Ahsoka: What's there to talk about? I'm a Foundling. My mom saved me slavery etc, etc.

Kaeden: I already know all that... ... ...

Ursa: Ah, I know what your cyare means. Do we have tales of your childhood, when you were an adiik.

Alrich: *sigh*

Sabine & Tristan: Ooh! Ooh! Do tell!!! XD

Ahsoka: Mom... ... ... please... ... ... I'm a part time bounty hunter and a full time mercenary with a reputation... ... ... 😟

Kaeden: No, no. Ne'johaa, cyar'ika. Please do tell, Mrs. Wren XD

Ursa: Oh, I have plenty tales to tell about So'ika XD

Ahsoka: ARUETII!!!! >:(

Ursa: This goes back to when So'ika was... four, four and half. Our adiik's first words XD

Ahsoka: 0_0

Sabine & Tristan: XD

Alrich: 🤦‍♂️

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*32 BBY, Clan Wren, Krownest*

Ursa was fixing a control panel in her ship, while her daughter sat in the baby carrier. Little Soka is watching her mom with great curiosity.

Ursa: *muttering to herself* Come on, come on! Please work and don't do anything temperment-

The two wires touch, which causes a spark, shocking Ursa's hands.

Ursa: Da-

Ahsoka: Dank ferrik!

Ursa: 0_0 *looks behind, shaking in her armour* Wa- was that- you, Little Akul!? 0_0'

Ahsoka: Dank ferrik!!! :D

Ursa: 😱

Ahsoka: Dank ferrik!!! :D

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*4 ABY*

Alrich: Are you telling me, Ahsoka's first words were Mando offensives!!!! O_o

Kaeden: Well... that explains ner cyare's terrible tongue, which I picked up from her XD

Sabine & Tristan: XD

Ursa: How was I supposed to know she'd pick it up from me?

Ahsoka: I didn't know they were swear words then!!! Besides, I was always clung to mom at the hip!

Kaeden: Oh! That reminds me. Tomorrow is the clan's scheduled medical examinations.

Wren Family: 0_0

I do not own any of the characters from Rebels AU, they belong to @sirloozelite who gave me permission to use them.

Side note: Any crossovers myself and SirLoozElite have done and in the past are not canon to our fics. They are merely for fun and adding more chaos XD

Enjoy XD

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CheekyConvor_3 has added CrazyForceFoundling to Chaos Multiverse.

CrazyForceFoundling: Te haran!?

Fulcrum Prime: Morai! What have you done!?

CrazyForceFoundling: Morai? The asshole Convor who shoved me to and forth between our realities? That Convor? 0_0

'Doctor' of Togrutas: Ahsoka, what did you do!?

Fulcrum Prime: I didn't do anything!!! This is Morai's fault!!!

CheekyConvor_3 has added MandoMedic to Chaos Multiverse.

MandoMedic: What the hell is this!? Ahsoka!!!

'Doctor' of Togrutas: Am... am I Mando in that universe!?

Fulcrum Prime: I'm shocked there's a reality where I'm a fully fledged Mando!!!

CrazyForceFoundling: Um... Mandalorian Foundling to specific XD

'Doctor' of Togrutas: Well, some things don't change, I'm still a doctor.

MandoMedic: Um... actually, Ahsoka integrated me into her clan. I'm an honourary Mando, so they gave me my own beskar'gam. Totally awesome!!! XD

CrazyForceFoundling: Remind me to thank the blacksmiths XD

Fulcrum Prime: 0_0

'Doctor' of Togrutas: 0_0

CrazyForceFoundling: What do you do for fun? Bounty hunting? Mercenary work?

Fulcrum Prime: I'm on retirement.

CrazyForceFoundling: Aw, where's the fun in that?

MandoMedic: Soka, you said you'd retire after the empire's fall, but no! You take up the odd BH contract and taken up merc work!

CrazyForceFoundling: ONLY WHEN THE PAY IS GOOD!!! >:(

'Doctor' of Togrutas: It can't be as bad as Ahsoka's tomb raiding excursions <.<

MandoMedic: Really? My girlfriend tricked a Krayt Dragon to eat her with a bantha carrying explosives! Then when she was trying to assassinate Jabba the Hutt, she got flung into a Sarlacc!

Fulcrum Prime: 🤢

'Doctor' of Togrutas: That cannot be hygienic 0_0

MandoMedic: Best part, she made them both regurgitate her like the cause of an upset stomach. XD

CrazyForceFoundling: It worked! You need to try it some time XD

Fulcrum Prime: I feel like I have aged by 10yrs 0_0

'Doctor' of Togrutas: There, there, honey. It's ok.

CrazyForceFoundling: If you two think I'm crazy, you should see my girlfriend when she goes medic mode on mine and my clan's shebs. Then you will know the true meaning of fear 0_0

MandoMedic: Oya, cyar'ika! And don't you and your family forget it! When it comes to your health and wellbeing! I'm the alpha in your clan!

Fulcrum Prime: XD

'Doctor' of Togrutas: XD

CrazyForceFoundling: I feel whipped :(

MandoMedic: You are whipped, So'ika! Someone has to ensure you keep breathing!!! XD

Fulcrum Prime: 0_0

'Doctor' of Togrutas: XD

CheekyConvor_3 has added ExasperatedConvor-9 to Chaos Multiverse.

CheekyConvor_3: XD

*5 ABY, Yavin Rebel Alliance HQ*

A year after the Battle of Endor, resulting in the death of the Emperor, a meeting has been called on the request of Chief Medical Officer Kaeden Larte. Everyone is hanging out in the hangar bay.

Kaeden: So you're all wondering here why I called this meeting?

Everyone: *murmurs yes and nod heads*

Kaeden: As you can probably figure out on its own, a year has passed.

The entire hangar bay goes complete silence.

Everyone: 0_0

Ahsoka: *whispers to Anakin* What has everyone freaked out?

Anakin: You're about to find out O_o

Leia: 0_0

Kaeden taps a button on her gauntlet, turning on a screen it is linked to. It reveals a list of six people's names from 1-6.

Kaeden: Yup, it's that time again to reveal who ended up on my shit list due to their own stupidity in the previous year. Said stupidity increased last year during the final battle.

Luke: I can't see how bad that is XD

Leia: *facepalm and mutters* Brother... do you have death sentence?

Kaeden: *glares at Luke* Vaabir gar gedetir par jaro!? >:(

Sabine & Tristan: 0_0

Ahsoka: *nervous chuckle* Ner cyare learns fast, huh, vod'ika? ^.^'

Sabine & Tristan: -_-*

Kaeden: Starting from the bottom, number 6 you have Luke Skywalker.

Luke: Oh thank the Force!

Kaeden: At 5, it's Padmé Amidala-Skywalker.

Padmé: What did I do to go up a rank!? Above my son, no less!? :(

Kaeden: You got shot and didn't bother to tell me, plus a cracked rib -_-*

Anakin: WHAT!? PADMÉ!!! 0_0

Kaeden: At 4th Place - Miara Larte! *glares at her sister*

Miara: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! I SWEAR! CUT ME SOME SLACK! I'M YOUR SISTER!!!

Kaeden: I won't dignify that with a response because you pilots are a group of utreekovs!

Miara & Pilots: >:(

Kaeden: Third Place, Han Solo!

Han: Oh come on!

Kaeden: Second Place, Ahsoka Wren! *glares at her girlfriend*

Ahsoka: I'm innocent!!! Cyar'ika! :'(

Kaeden: Innocent? Really? Then what's this about you going off on a contract kill, to Tatooine, which led to you working with Sand People...

Anakin: AHSOKA!!! >:(

Ahsoka: They're not that bad if you took time learning how to communicate with them *shrugs*

Kaeden: Anyways, worked with Sand People to KILL a Krayt Dragon!

Everyone: 0_0

Kaeden: Which YOU tricked into swallowing you with heavy explosives!!! Before forcing it to spit you back out so you can detonate the explosives to kill it! >:(

Ahsoka: I have to say being inside the stomach of a Krayt Dragon wasn't pleasant. Took me a week to scrub the beskar'gam clean. Though it was quite the experience! Tops the time I was inside a Sarlacc’s stomach XD

Anakin: I think I'm gonna be sick!!! 🤢

Ahsoka: Hey! If Boba Fett survived being eaten by a Sarlacc, so can I! Even if it means being regurgitated like the cause of an upset stomach! Would you have better ideas!? 😡

Everyone: 0_0

Kaeden: What a surprise, joint first place is Anakin and Leia Skywalker!!! >:(

Anakin & Leia: 0_0

Ahsoka: XD

Kaeden: If you two want a detailed report, come to my office! Bunch of utreekovs! Di'kut jetiise! I swear you two have a jaro!

Anakin: So... what now? ^.^'

Leia: ... ... ...

Kaeden: *unholsters WESTAR-35 pistol set to stun and growls* Viinir!!! >:(

Everyone: 0_0

Anakin & Leia: *quiver in fear in their seat* 0_0

Ahsoka: I suggest start running XD

Kaeden: It applies to everyone on the shit list!

Top 6 Shit List Group: 0_0

Everyone: XD

Kaeden: VIINIR!!!

Anakin, Leia, Ahsoka, Han, Miara, Luke and Padmé all sprint away from Kaeden to escape the stun bolts fired at them.

*4 ABY, Mess Hall, Rebels HQ, Yavin IV*

Miara: Has my sister been a crazy idiot? No never. Then it all changed when she started dating that adopted Wren Togruta!

Rex: You really need to relax. Is that such a bad thing? Being a doctor is stressful. I know having seen Kix during his days.

Miara: My original X-Wing has been yeeted into a star because of them!!!

Rex: What happened!?

Miara: What do you think? They had sex in my fighter!!!

Rex: 🤢

Miara: I know!!! I was crying in my room for two weeks!!! She served me well and saw me through the Scariff assault right up to the Battle of Endor TT

Anakin and the twins enter the mess hall.

Leia & Luke: Hey Aunt Miara!

Miara: Kiddos! :D

Anakin: Sup, Miara! Hear anything from Snips and your sister?

Miara: I think they're on rebel grounds after visiting Clan Wren on Krownest *rolls eyes*

Anakin: Huh. So Larte survived the family meeting. Good for her XD

Miara: Not for me -_-

Leia: Be happy for her, Miara. She really loves Aunt Soka.

Luke: Yeah, Miara! Ahsoka has been making Kaeden really happy :)

Miara: *grumbles* When they're not kriffing every nook and cranny -_-

BANG!!!

Miara, Rex, Anakin, Luke & Leia: O_O

Kaesoka enter the mess hall, the group noticing a major difference to Dr. Larte's attire. She isn't wearing her usual medical scrubs.

Kaeden: Guess who got their own armour!? XD

Miara: O_O

Kaeden is outfitted in Mando armour with one shoulder pad painted with a red cross to signify her being a medic.

Ahsoka: I have to say, cyare... you are hot in beskar'gam XD

Miara: TT

Leia: Ooh! Ooh! I want some armour!!! :D

Luke: O_O

Rex: TT

Anakin: Leia no!!! 0_0

Kaesoka: Leia yes! XD

Leia: XD

Anakin: *ignites lightsaber* You are not taking my daughter!!!

Leia: DAD!!! 0_0

Ahsoka: *shoots a cable wire out of right vambrace and sends a current of electricity through it* -_-

Anakin: *screams* 0_0 *drops to the ground*

Luke: Dad! 0_0

Leia: He's fine, Luke. Not the first time he got electrocuted and it won't be the last XD

Miara: Dare I ask if my sister's vambraces have tricks?

Kaeden: Oh! Definitely! A cable wire, a wrist blaster, a small shield and my personal favourite *raises left vambrace at Rex*

Rex: WHY ME!? 0_0

Kaeden: *shoots a dart into Rex's neck and falls unconscious* Tranquiliser dart XD

Ahsoka: Thank the blacksmiths and Aunt Bo-Katan XD

Miara: My sister is a Mando TT

Kaesoka & Leia: XD

*4 ABY, Clan Wren, Krownest*

Inside the mess where the entirety of Clan Wren gather for food, Kaeden Larte - Ahsoka Wren's girlfriend meets the rest of the clan.

Mando 1: Ah, so you must be Dr. Larte! The woman who stole our vod'ika's heart *shaking Larte's hand*

Kaeden: Nice to meet you too. Ahsoka must have been spoilt amongst the clan ^.^'

Mando 2: Oh, we did more than just spoil the Little Akul. We taught her everything she knows now.

Mando 1: Minus the hokey-pokey Force stuff. That was Skywalker's expertise.

Ahsoka: Like I said! Who needs a lightsaber when all you need is a good blaster! *flips her customised WESTAR-35 pistols* XD

Bo-Katan: Well if it isn't my favourite niece :)

Ahsoka: BO!!! *rams right into Bo-Katan*

Bo-Katan: Easy there, kid. You've gotten taller. This is the woman who won my niece's heart?

Kaeden: Hi ^.^'

Ahsoka: How's Aunt Satine?

Bo-Katan: I think Kenobi will be added to the family tree.

Ahsoka: Oh, great -_-

Bo-Katan: *faces Kaeden* You have my blessing to date my niece. But hurt her, I will bring the wrath of both Kryze and Wren on you!

Kaeden: Just remember I can break every single bone in your body. All 213 and name them whilst I'm at. I can even do it blindfolded!

Ahsoka: KAEDEN!!! O_O

Kaeden: What? ... ... ... Oh kriff! O_O

Bo-Katan: ... ... ...

Kaesoka: ... ... ...

Bo-Katan: *bursts into laughter* You chose well, So'ika. I like you, Larte. No one has enough guts and spunk to threaten breaking all my bones XD

Kaesoka: O_O

Bo-Katan: I like her, kid. Nice catch. Have fun, kids XD *walks away and leaves*

Ahsoka: I can't believe you threatened my aunt! I fought beside her in the Siege of Mandalore and the Mando Civil War!!!

Kaeden: It was spur of the moment! Besides... it's not the first time I've made that threat XD

Ahsoka: WHO DID YOU THREATEN!? O_O

Kaeden: Your sister after she put a paint bomb in my room -_-'

Ahsoka: Oh... ... ... yeah, she deserves that XD

Kaeden: Say, how about we sneak out of here? Let's see can I beat 4 minutes? 😏

Ahsoka: Ooh, I like the way you think cyar'ika 😏

Kaesoka: XD

Kaesoka sneak out of the clan gathering meal. A few hours later.

Bo-Katan: Has anyone seen Little Soka and her cyare?

Sabine: Nope.

Ursa: Naas.

Mando 1: Haven't seen them since the meal finished.

Mando 2: Same.

Bo-Katan: Where did they-

Loud screaming outside is heard. Alrich and Tristan run in.

Everyone: O_O

Alrich: Our daughter has been tainted!!! O_O

Tristan: I'll never be able to look at Soka again! TT

Bo-Katan: Oh. You poor innocent souls XD

Sabine: You do know they're both 40, right? Did Larte beat her own record? XD

Alrich: Well... ... ... I saw a timer that said "00:03:50" and- oh no no no!!! TT

Ursa: *whistles* Ten seconds faster than the last XD

Bo-Katan: Colour me impressed XD

Alrich: OH BY THE ANCESTORS!!! NE'JOHAA!!! TT

Tristan: TT

*4 ABY, Clan Wren, Krownest*

Mandalorian Foundling Ahsoka Wren and her girlfriend Kaeden Larte enter the grounds of Clan Wren. Kaeden stops outside what is Ahsoka's family house.

Ahsoka: Come on now, Kay. Don't chicken out on me.

Kaeden: The worst case scenario is I'm going to have a WESTAR-35 in my face!

Ahsoka: Sabine and Tristan already like you. My parents will approve :)

Kaeden: I have a bad feeling about this... ... ...

Ahsoka knocks on the door. The door opens revealing Ursa Wren.

Ursa: So'ika! :D *hugs Ahsoka*

Ahsoka: Hey mom *turns to Kaeden* Mom, this is Kaeden Larte. She's my... ... ...

Ursa: ALRICH!!! I WON THE BET!!! YOU OWE ME 100 CREDITS!!!

Kaesoka: O_O

Alrich: OH COME ON!!! TT

Ursa: Seriously! I could see a mile away our daughter has an eye for girls!

Ahsoka: MOM!!! O_O

Kaeden: XD

Ursa: Come on in, Kaeden and make yourself at home *gestures to enter*

Kaesoka take a seat in the sitting room where Alrich is doing some light sketches. Tristan and Sabine are polishing their weapons.

Tristan & Sabine: Sup, ori'vod? :D

Ahsoka: Hey vod'ika.

Alrich: So, you're a doctor of the Rebellion if I'm correct?

Kaeden: Yes sir. I've uh... treated your daughter a few times ^.^

Sabine: Oh, I bet you did more than just treat Soka XD

Tristan: O_O

Ahsoka: Shabla haran, Sab'ika! Ne'johaa! >:(

Kaeden: O_O

Ursa: Soka, be nice to your vod'ika.

Kaeden: *whispers to Ahsoka* What did you say to Sabine?

Ahsoka: *whispers back* I said "fucking hell, Little Sabine! Shut up!"

Ursa: What's Sab'ika talking about?

Ahsoka: NAAS!!!

Sabine: By naas, she means: "kriffing her hot girlfriend doctor whenever they lay eyes on one another" XD

Ahsoka: Copaani mirshmure'cye, vod? >:(

Sabine: XD

Tristan & Alrich: My poor innocent mind!!! TT

Ursa: ... ... ... *looks to Kaeden* Did you beat Alrich's record?

Kaeden: *chokes on air* 0_0

Ahsoka: MOM!!!

Sabine & Ursa: XD

Tristan & Alrich: TT

Kaeden: *mentally: I still have to survive dinner with the clan* 0_0

I do own any of the characters of Galaxy-3 (Rebels AU) or the universe. It is all borrowed with permission by @sirloozelite. The content below is not canon-compliant to any of our fics/universes. Enjoy! XD

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Clone Wars Narrator: Swapped and displaced! Mandolorian Foundling Ahsoka Wren has ended up in another galaxy, swapping places with that galaxy’s Ahsoka Tano, who happened to retire after assassinating Emperor Palpatine. Now living a private and reclusive life with her girlfriend Kaeden Larte. Stuck in the midsts of a planned uprising, Ahsoka Tano of Galaxy-3 finds herself facing a person she holds a personal grudge to.

In Galaxy-9.

G3 Ahsoka: YOU KARKING TRAITOR!!!

Anakin: Wait... what!? O_o

G3 Ahsoka: *Leaps towards Anakin, fangs bared*

Anakin: EEP!!!! 0_0

Sabine: Oh no, you don’t imposter! *fires a stun bolt at "Ahsoka"*

G3 Ahsoka: Oof! *goes unconscious*

A few hours later in the base camp of Clan Krownest. For security reasons, the imposter is tied up with wire, ropes and Force-blocking handcuffs.

G3 Ahsoka: *realises she's been tied up* Is it so hard to have a nice retirement? *sees Sabine*

Sabine: I might as well get to the chase. Who are you? Why do you look like my sister without the beskar'gam?

G3 Ahsoka: What? Sabine, you don't have a sister. As far as I know, you have a brother.

Sabine: Um... I do. Ahsoka Wren? She's a Foundling. My parents adopted her when she was 3 *unholsters WESTAR-35* Now where is she!? I swear if you hurt her-

G3 Ahsoka: Whoa ho! Let's not get violent. I know what's going on. Your sister ended up being sent to my reality and I got sent here in her place. I didn't even know there's a reality where I'm a Mando!

Sabine: *holsters pistols* Why did you try to attack Anakin? He's been nothing but helpful and aiding the Rebellion.

G3 Ahsoka: HE'S WHAT!!!??? 0_0

Sabine: Yeah. He's normally sent on missions where there are high chances of Inquisitors around. He's been kicking there asses the last 14 years. Why?

G3 Ahsoka: Oh, he's simply a traitorous, child murdering bastard in my galaxy. I gave him a nice send off on Malachor XD

Sabine: Oh don't remind me of Malachor. My ori'vod, Anakin, Bridger and Jarrus went there. Some Dark Side spirit possessed her and she almost killed the others. Skywalker had to do some hokey-pokey exorcism to banish the spirit. I never want to see Soka with creepy Sith eyes again *shivers*

G3 Ahsoka: O_O

Sabine: Yeah. Trippy right? You Force users are weird and my ori'vod is blasé about the Force. She's a Force-sensitive herself.

G3 Ahsoka: O_O

Sabine: Well then, how will we get you back to your own reality? I need my sister back for the civil war that were gonna erupt.

G3 Ahsoka: Well... hopefully a portal will open on the other end. Otherwise I'm stuck here.

Anakin enters the tent.

Anakin: Alright, "Snips", you better have a good explanation for attacking me! I didn't provoke you! >:(

Suddenly a portal opens and a figure is haphazardly spat out, landing on Anakin.

Anakin: OW!!! WHAT THE KRIFF!? TT

Ahsoka W: *Groans* I thought I'd nail the landing! Blasted Convor! She hates me! -_-'

Anakin: Snips, get off me! Your armour is heavy! >:(

Ahsoka W: Are you calling me fat, Jetii!? >:(

Sabine: Ooh! My sis got you there! XD

G3 Ahsoka: XD

Anakin: O_O