Here we go……

Rule 1: Always post the rules Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them

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1. Let’s start off as macabre as possible. In Dante’s Inferno, he postulates that there are nine circles of hell corresponding with sins people had committed during their life: limbo, lust, gluttony, greed, anger, heresy, violence, fraud, and treachery. Based on this, where will you go when you die, according to Dante?

Either Anger or Lust.  Perhaps even Greed.  Can't say any of them are particularly enjoyable.

2. You’ve been hired to pull a bank heist by a large criminal organization. You know they will make sure you get away with it, and find this is the perfect opportunity to be a little shit and cosplay during your heist, knowing you will probably be on the news. What do you cosplay as for your crime?

I will cosplay as Jinx from League of Legends, because by god, I have nothing to lose.

3. You are wandering the desert and come upon a small oasis. Thirsty as a motherfuck, you partake in the sweet nectar of nature known as water, but as you do a Djinn arises from the water. He offers to grant any three wishes you desire to come true in the exact way you intend; however his price is steep and, after you die, you must serve the next Djinn of this oasis until you grant someone else’s three wishes (this will likely take hundreds, of not thousands of years). Do you do it?

Can I use like... one of the wishes... and then just leave him?  I could just wish for immortality.  And then get out of the desert.  And then maybe a sandwich.  I win.

4. So, you make a horrible decision and, without getting into details, die tomorrow. As your spirit floats away to [insert afterlife of belief/choice here] you reflect on your life in this world. What do you feel has been your biggest accomplishment and biggest regret?

Accomplishment: Probably being enough of a caring and concerned goofball that I've helped people through some of their hardest times.

Regret: Hurting those I care about because of stupid things.

5. So you wake up on a Saturday morning and your like, five or whatever. You go turn the TV on to watch your favorite cartoon. What is this cartoon?

Probably any show that has miscellanious rapping in the intro.  I think Digimon may work even though it really doesn't... or Batman Brave and the Bold.

6. You are able to completely restart your life and live it in a fictional setting of your choice! It doesn’t matter from what medium- books, comics, film, tv, video games, anime- the setting you’ve chosen is now, for all intents and purposes, the real world. What have you chosen? 

I've chosen... a world of personal creation.  Something from one of my dozens of stupid projects.

7. You are in a big city, living it up at a party on the top floor of some building when, due to some weird accident, you are knocked out of a window. Plummeting to your doom and saying your final prayers, you are unbelievably whisked to safety by a superhero. Which superhero do you wish it was that saved you? (Your superhero does NOT have to have come from comic books) 

I would love for it to be Captain Marvel.  So then we could talk about immature things, because he's fucking twelve. So like... Pokebros.

8. In a certain light, it would be interesting to live one of the terrifying horror tales we’ve indulged in before, simply because it’s so interesting, right? Which horror tale/setting would you be most interested seeing in person?

I think I would be most interested at seeing either Galerians, Limbo, or Cabin in the Woods in play.  Though I'd obviously be worried about my fate in each.

9. It’s the future or some shit and cultural stimuli is outlawed due to some Harrison Bergeron type shit. You are brought to a ‘re-education’ center and forced to burn your entire collection of books, movies, games, music, etc. You find you are able to smuggle only ONE object from your entire collection to safety, so you pick that which is most important. What have you chosen? 

My Ninja Icebat plush.

10. Let’s say you weren’t born into the country, heritage, and culture you are currently living. Which do you MOST wish you were born into, provided the one you’re in isn’t an option?

I think I might enjoy being born into like... some kind of more street central life.  Maybe something in a grittier city.  A much more social center.

11. I, personally, suspect everyone has at least ONE artistic endeavor they wish they could make happen. What is that endeavor for you? Describe it in as much detail as you’d like. 

I always had this stupid thing in my head I labeled kinetic aesthetic and it involved a large series of canvases arranged in a circle, touching from decently above an average person's height, to the floor.  From there on, you would drive around them at high speed, flinging paint and whatever medium you felt like from every source possible, using the speed of the car to make things more interesting.

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My Questions (I warn you, I’m going weird/ nerd on you): 

1. If you could plausibly be any pokemon type, what type would you be and why would you be that?

2. Name a series or song, book, just about anything that you would consider not very well known and recommend it to us.  Why?

3. If you lived in some kind of middle-earth/ WoW esque universe with magic and all of that other junk and such, what race would you choose to be?  Would you side with good or evil?  Or would you simply be a human?

4. Say you come  to the end of your life one day; pass on in the middle of your sleep, to find yourself confronted with the faces of everyone whose lives you've ever changed.  You've been a shared and extended dream.  Recurring to everyone you've ever interacted with.  If you choose to pass on as you have, it'll be as though you never existed, but everyone's problems will be erased.  Everything will be as they intended.  Or you can coexist, and be there with them, but their problems will remain.  Do you become a reality, or let them change their lives for the better to the state they wish for?

5. Pick five titles of a book, movie, TV show, whatever you wish.  And put them in whatever order you choose.  Use them to flirt with someone.

6. You are able to choose one signature item from a universe of any fictional media (Devil fruit to One Piece/ Dragon Balls to DBZ/ Mega Buster to Mega Man, etc.)  Which item do you choose?

7. If you had to team up with a Supervillain, who would you team up with and which superhero would you take down together. 

8. Say you had to sacrifice one aspect of yourself, any aspect at all for a superpower or special ability.  What aspect would you sacrifice and why would you sacrifice it?  What power would you have?  The only catch?  The aspect must be positive.

9. If you could see auras, what color do you think yours would be, and how would that describe who you are?

10. Which "fandom" do you have a particular distaste for and why would you say you do?  Is it necessarily linked to the series it is a part of, or is it more the fans themselves?

11. What do you think your innermost strength is and what do you think is your outermost strength? Your emotional and mental vs. your physical and social strength.