Obito: Okay, Sasori. You owe me. You owe me for warning you about Kakuzu's plan to sell some of your puppets while you go on that mission next week. Christmas is coming up, and I believe you owe me one hell of a present.
Sasori: I suppose you have a right to assume that I'm temporarily indebted to you. What do you want from me?
Obito: Deidara.
Sasori, sighing: Again with this? You've been fighting me on this for over a year. He made a choice. He chose me. Accept it with grace and focus your attentions on someone else.
Obito: You expect me to take my soulmate being with someone else lightly? You want me to just go off somewhere while you two get married, have children, and live happily ever after?
Sasori: Part of growing up, kid.
Obito: Don't you "kid" me, asshole. You're only a couple of years older than I am.
Sasori: But infinitely wiser. I know that trying to force a person to love you, when they love someone else, just doesn't work. It only involves pain and misery for all parties involved. Deidara is mine. I would die before I see anybody take him from me.
Obito: But --
Sasori: Tell you what, Uchiha; next week, on my mission to Konoha, I'll find somebody perfect for you. Somebody from your home town ought to have a great deal in common with you. What do you say?
Obito, sighing: I doubt it, puppet.
*two weeks later*
Sasori: Uchiha? I've returned. And I believe I've found the perfect man for you! Strong, smart, funny, a splendidly talented ninja. And he even says he knows you!
Obito, in his head: Could ... could he have actually brought ... Bakashi??
Obito: W-where is he?
Sasori: *takes Obito's arm and pulls him into the kitchen* Here he is! Obito, meet --
Obito: GAI?!
Gai, currently stuffing his face from the Akatsuki fridge: Well look who it is! You're my splendid rival's dead friend, er, Tonito, right? This guy *gestures to Sasori* said you were desperate and needed a date, so here I am! I thought we could go to the gym and do some weight sets, then take a jog around the country, then --
Sasori, to Obito: Merry Christmas, kid!
Obito:
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oh my GOD, your tags about kkgai and obkk 😳🙏 now I'm thinking about the three of them together and what that dynamic would be like?? gai who is so giving, who wants to give kakashi what he wants, and who will put up with kakashi's relentless teasing - but then obito who wants to (lovingly) take kakashi apart, who would maybe punish him for the teasing. so kakashi knows that however far he pushes gai towards overstimulation, he's also happily sealing his own fate with how far obito pushes him. and then gai with his relentless stamina taking over to take kakashi apart in a softer way, with a gentleness that feels almost harder to handle.
and gai and obito, how would they fit together? I imagine the demeaning dom side of obito would be a hard no for gai. they would probably all love praise though (and dirty talk)
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I have a big kakaobigai fic in the plotting phase. And, ahem. I may have thought a great deal about various dyanmics... MOSTLY SFW IN FAIRNESS TO ME, it's more plot-focused than smut!
But.
But.
(Tl;dr: The glorious symmetry of Kakashi domming Gai, Obito domming Kakashi, and Gai domming Obito)
Okay, let's start with the husbands.
Gai has big service!top/bottom energy. Sex for him is more about his partner than himself - though there are some places he doesn't go, and Kakashi respects that. Like. Gai can soft dom very well! He's delighted to hold Kakashi down, if that's what his rival wants! But he doesn't enjoy mean domming or anything mega!hardcore that involves serious pain or safewords, rather than stopping at the first sign of a 'no'. He'd much rather make Kakashi squirm by praising him - but as much as Kakashi likes that (deep, deep down), it also makes him really uncomfortable.
Thankfully, Gai also loves it when Kakashi gets bossy. When Kakashi's the one calling the shots, making Gai work hard to hold his attention... It has the energy of all their best challenges! Gai knows Kakashi enjoys every moment, but he also acts so aloof and cool and in control, and makes Gai prove himself to him, and calls him 'good boy' when he's done, and - oh. Ohhhhh. So, um. That's a thing.
Look, Kakashi panicked and was trying to stay in the scene but had no idea what to say! So, he instinctually went to how he'd praise an obedient dog, and...
WELL, IT WORKED
Obito... well, he and Kakashi have. A different dynamic. Kakashi goes to Obito when he wants to be hurt. Not in self-punishment (though I reckon, uh, he tries. Obito shuts that down real fast after maybe one session that's fucking awful for both of them.) But when he wants someone to dom him so hard he forgets his own name, Obito's comfortable pushing him physically and mentally a whole lot closer to his break-point than Gai is.
And - well. It's always a real privilige for Obito to put Kakashi into this state! Maybe a part of him will always get a thrill out of reducing cold, cocky commander-Kakashi to a drooling, whimpering mess. But a part of him is also so touched and so glad that after everything, he's still being trusted with this. That Kakashi really does see the best in him, and still looks up to him somehow, despite what he did.
He topdrops hard afterwards. Kakashi winds up doing 90% of the aftercare but he genuinely enjoys it, and he still gets snuggled as part of that, so it's good for everyone.
Gai and Obito... that takes longer to work out. They both circle each other like sharks at first. Gai does not like Obito, mostly because Kakashi forgives him too easily, so Gai can't, you understand (and... well, for his own very valid reasons.)
Obito does understand. He understands far too much, because he's not quite sure why he's been forgiven either. But he's also a prideful mofo and a little bit jealous of everything Gai got to be there for, and how his life seems so happy (until, uh, there's a big Neji-related confrontation). There's tension.
But they get along, for Kakashi's sake. And slowly, over the years... They come to understand each other a little more. And appreciate each other. Gai does understand that, at the end of the day, Obito was groomed into evil by Madara from when he was a mega-traumatised 13 year old. He might not think that excuses what Obito did, but he can appreciate that he's just as damaged as the rest of them, in his own way.
They keep up the aggro, but it's mostly a familiar old pattern by now - there's a friendly undertone to it. Maybe... more than friendly? Gai's always appreciated good musculature, after all, and Obito is r i p p e d. And Obito admits, after living with criminally insane Akatsuki (or Madara) for most of his life, Gai's flavour of benign, open, loving insanity is genuinely refreshing... He still gets a little shock, whenever Gai is genuinely nice to him. Whenever anyone is, to be honest.
So, uh. After like, the fifth time they're scowling at each other and Kakashi casually goes 'huh, that's hot', one of them twigs. They're not sure how it starts. But one night, Kakashi's off doing Hokage Stuff and they're alone together and...
And Gai praises Obito ONCE and makes him blush and Discover something about himself and...
This trope is clearly Obito after he survives the fourth war and realizing he's falling in love with Gai and no one can convince me otherwise 🤣🤣🤣
Who can blame him?
Not only has he realized he's falling for someone that has been annoying to him since they were kids, but he's falling for the one person who looks him in the eye every single day and says "who are you again?" with sincere confussion.
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I find it funny to imagine Gai and Obito eventually falling for each other and panicking about it, meanwhile Kakash just watches in amusement
Both Gai and Obito go to him to vent about each other, and Kakashi knows that he could help them out, but the situation is just way too amusing so he lets them figure it out on their own while getting a good laugh at how awkward they can be
Kakashi' is a little troll. As much as they are his friends and he does this will be cute as all heck, he also refuses to actually help them figure it out sooner because it would ruin his fun.
He's enjoying the show and anyone who threatens to end it early by telling them will face the wrath of a very upset Hokage XD
But also Obito and Gai starting off with hating each other, or, well, Gai hating Obito and Obito mostly going with it because he doesn't really hate Gai, he hates himself the most, but Gai is a sweetheart and he can't deny that with time his anger slowly diminishes, until he inevitably starts noticing all the worrying behavior Obito has towards himself, sleeping and eating too little, being uncaring about being injured or not because he says that it's not like the Mokuton will let him die, and things like that
Gai being an absolute sweetheart who wants so badly to hate Obito for what he put Kakashi through, only to realize that Obito is already punishing himself and hurting his body because of his anger towards himself.
Suddenly deciding that if Obito isn't going to take care of himself, then he is going to have to because he may be mad at Obito but he doesn't want him to die. That would hurt Kakashi' more
So he starts spending time with Obito, trying to make sure that he's actually taking care of himself and he slowly starts to like him.
Then one day they're sitting together eating a lunch that Gai has made, and Obito says something really sweet and it's that moment Gai realizes he's in trouble
That he's falling in love with Obito, and he doesn't know what to do about it
