#g john

Ahhh, another Valentine’s day has come and gone, and - as always - not without leaving some drama in it’s wake. As predicted, Sage Darling has left another broken heart in his wake as he’s cheated once again with his obvious love, Berlioz Chatte. C’mon buddy, you’re not fooling anyone. We get it - the two subs in love thing. But, that didn’t work out well for you the first time, did it, Sage? Well, no one listens to me. Lux Scott didn’t stay sad and lonely for long, warming her broken heart with resident puppy Ferdi Knight. Surprised you got anything out of him, considering he’s near impossible to get to with that chastity belt of his so tight. Devyn Dale was certainly spreading the love this Single’s Awareness day with treats and presents for everyone. Except me. I always get left out. Well, at least he’s not leaving anyone out with his love giving, so I’ll give him that. 

And what’s a broken hearts day without a dance to remind everyone how lonely they are? So once again, the Great Hall was exploding with crepe paper and horny pheromones as people ate and danced and served. We had a lot of student servers this time around - maybe it was because the subs were the ones who had to ask? Still didn’t stop the likes of Peter Pan having two dates to this thing. Did anyone else see the blinding ring on Eric Sheldon’s finger? Oh, another student engagement - because that always works so well. Well, children getting married is the new fad, I suppose. In other news, Nellie Von Schweetz was seen storming away from resident casanova Robin Hood for unknown reasons. Though really, it was probably time someone turned him down. The revolving door of horny students has got to be getting rusty by now, doesn’t it? Miss Congeniality, Rosalyn Red certainly earned her title, buzzing around like a redheaded little bee, dancing her poor little feet until they nearly fell off. Thought the desperately tried not to show in, in-the-closet-lovers Zeke Wolfe and Gaston LeGume certainly couldn’t keep their smoldering eyes off each other. The jig is up guys - let’s just call a spade, a spade, huh?

Outside of everyone’s over active libidos, the Headmistress has reinstated everyone’s off campus privileges and no one wasted any time getting back into the work force. Several people have been flocking to the classifieds and started heading to work this week. Though, we all know this will probably just end in more of those public displays of effection and Dominance you all love so much. Maybe we’ll get some new talent with some of the new recruits. Avery LeGume has wasted no time going from door to door to any Dominant or Switch who will have her submission for the night. Even the likes of Tucker Bell seems to be stepping into his Dominant side a little more and making moves with a certain redhead who’s been known to frequent his room. John Little’s door seems to be collecting dust lately as he hasn’t had his two favorite switches knocking at his door anymore. Could that be because Cinderella Tremaine has been taking her dominance for a spin? Or could it have to do with Monte Crowe rekindling a flame he has held all year for everyone’s favorite human canvas? Oh, the world may never know.