#fvckmatts

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alex to matt @ 2:33 am : hey do u think i could like idk join the circus instead of like getting a real job and will u join with me

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alex to matt @ 4:22 am : i’m not fucking saying i’m attracted to shrek ok i’m just SAYING that human shrek …. can get italex to matt @ 4:25 am : ohalex to matt @ 4:26 am : i can explain this conversation

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[unsent 3:31am] there was a moment, tonight, you almost held my hand for a moment longer than usual? was that on purpose or just because you had too much to drink? whenever you can’t sleep do you ever wish I was there next to you or is this all just some game on how long can you keep my hanging on?

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[sent 9:42pm] meh, i’m slightly drunk and very cuddly and no one to cuddle. think you could help me out in the department? also i’ve seemed to misplaced my dress …😏

“ø” for an LATE NIGHT text.

[sent 1:32am] i just really don’t want to be alone tonight, i watched a really scary movie and now I am totally hearing things and this isn’t some line but can you just come over and just sleep next to me.

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[sent 2:31am] why wasn’t i enough for you to stay[sent 2:32am] all i wanted was for us to be happy[sent 2:32 am] i’m sorry i couldn’t make you happy

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[sent 4:44pm] i was going to surprise you with a trip to mexico the day we broke up[sent 4:46pm] turns out i’d rather waste $2300 of vacation time by spending it at home than even think about going without you[sent 4:51pm] i wanted to be your forever

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[sent 6:43pm] i need to get drunk and forget everything tonight, you in?[sent 6:47pm] don’t bother responding, that wasn’t even remotely meant for you