#futuristicideals

[2:12:05 PM] Sima You: You don't have anything in common.

[2:12:06 PM] simaxshay: .... I'm sorry, what?

[2:12:25 PM] Sima You: You both look like girls, but that's the only thing.

[2:12:30 PM] simaxshay: .....

[2:12:42 PM] simaxshay: I'M GONNA BITCHSLAP YOUR SON IF YOU DON'T TAKE HIM AWAY

[2:12:44 PM] ɪsɑʀɛʏɑ: You.

[2:12:48 PM] Sima You: //CRIES

[2:12:57 PM] Delia: I.... My word...

[2:13:00 PM] ɪsɑʀɛʏɑ: Go examine some loaves for me.

[2:13:04 PM] Sima You: Oh!

[2:13:05 PM] Sima You: Okay!

[2:13:10 PM] Sima You: //Runs off to do bread science

[2:13:11 PM] ɪsɑʀɛʏɑ: (heart)

[2:13:15 PM] Delia: .....

[2:13:18 PM] simaxshay: ........

[2:13:50 PM] Delia: I do not have any words to even say...

[2:14:06 PM] Delia: I'm just going back to Shu now.

[2:14:14 PM] Delia: Your family matters can stay here

[2:14:19 PM] ɪsɑʀɛʏɑ: Boyue, can I ask something of you first?

[2:14:23 PM] Delia: ... Hmm?

[2:14:25 PM] Sima You: Sima You from a distance

IT'S DEFINITELY BREAD.

[2:14:38 PM] Delia: What would you want. :l

[2:14:48 PM] ɪsɑʀɛʏɑ: If my son ventures into Shu, would you protect him?

[2:14:57 PM] simaxshay: Do you still want your daughter to marry into this family?

[2:15:01 PM] Delia: ... I will do so.

[2:15:06 PM] ɪsɑʀɛʏɑ: ARE YOU SURE IT'S BREAD?

[2:15:23 PM] ɪsɑʀɛʏɑ: Thank you. That's all I ask.

[2:15:27 PM] Sima You: Sima You calls back

YEAH. IT'S GOT THAT GRITTYNESS TO THE TEXTURE AND IT TASTES FINE.

[2:15:37 PM] ɪsɑʀɛʏɑ: GOOD BOY.

[2:15:40 PM] simaxshay: [[*imagining the bread science*]]

[2:15:41 PM] Delia: *gives a small bow*

[2:16:01 PM] Sima You: Sima You dunks bread into a beaker

[2:16:03 PM] Delia: He also is able to stay in the guest quarters, if he needs to be within Shu-Han

[2:16:09 PM] Delia: I can grant only that much

[2:16:10 PM] Sima You: Sima You sets it on the stove

[2:16:19 PM] simaxshay: simaxshay wonders if they even had one of thosee

[2:16:22 PM] Sima You: Sima You drops in a few ounces of chlorine

[2:16:30 PM] Sima You: Sima You EXPLODES ROOM

[2:16:40 PM] Delia: Boyue: WHAT BY THE HEAVENS?!!!! D8

[2:16:47 PM] simaxshay: simaxshay fans the dust away

[2:16:48 PM] ɪsɑʀɛʏɑ: BREAD SCIENCE IS DANGEROUS.

[2:16:51 PM] Sima You: Sima You yells

THAT WASN'T BREAD

[2:16:59 PM] ɪsɑʀɛʏɑ: NEW PROFESSION PLS

[2:17:02 PM] simaxshay: What the hell was that?

[2:17:05 PM] Sima You: BUT DAD

[2:17:14 PM] ɪsɑʀɛʏɑ: OR FIND A BODYGUARD

[2:17:16 PM] Sima You: THIS IS MY CALLING

[2:17:33 PM] ɪsɑʀɛʏɑ: THE BREAD WANTS TO KILL YOU AND THAT MUST NEVER HAPPEN

[2:17:34 PM] Delia: HOW ABOUT PRACTICING SAFETY

[2:17:37 PM] simaxshay: simaxshay is heavily unamused by the cheesiness

[2:17:51 PM] ɪsɑʀɛʏɑ: SAFETY WORKS TOO

[2:17:59 PM | Edited 2:18:02 PM] Sima You: I'M WEARING GOGGLES.

[2:18:00 PM] Delia: (You are not the only one who thinks that Zhongda)

Battle Theme: http://m.youtube.com/results?q=Lu%20Bu's%20theme&sm=3

Battle intro: "I'm not that easy to defeat. Let's see what you have learned?"

Victory: "You did your best."

Defeat: "Well I can say you Have learned a lot of talents from The Sima even though Wei hardly earned it."

Assist (Item): "Take the sword, We aren't giving up are we?"

Assist (Move): "I don't know if this is a strategy, Or are you asking for death? We need to go before you die."

Taunt: "I can use you for a kick ball.."

Reacting to Taunt: "Try to add in the 'Taunt' to what you say."

Retreat: "Damn.. I forgot you're smarter than ever."

Reacting to Retreat: "Don't run come back here and face me to get strong!"

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Battle Theme: Battle of Cheng Du (DW7)

Battle intro: “You made it this far into Yi Province kid, but I think its time you and your pops went home. Don’t worry, my spear will show ‘ya the way out.”

Victory: “Haha—-..Wait I won? Oh hell, this calls for a celebration!”

Defeat: “I tried..I really did. Sorry Zhang Yi,Jiang Wei, looks like this is it.”

Assist (Item): ———— (cant really think of anything .__.)

Assist (Move): “Here to help!——…I cant believe I’m doing this, ugh, me and my humanity right?”

Taunt: “Your Grandfather ran from me you know, maybe ‘ya should follow in his footsteps and save yourself.”

Reacting to Taunt: “Alright now that was rough. I think my heart stopped a little.”

Retreat: “Looks like I’ll have to pull back for now.”

Reacting to Retreat: “Thats right keep running!..No really don’t stop, get the hell out of here.”