Sep 28, 2014
"Wow! You're all blue! Are you even breathing?"
"..."
"---- Dammit, Quill, keep yer idiot friends off a' my damn ship."
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"Wow! You're all blue! Are you even breathing?"
"..."
"---- Dammit, Quill, keep yer idiot friends off a' my damn ship."
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futurekingsimba replied to your post â[[haha somebody kill me before I get all 4 wisdom teeth out and/or...â
(I got mine out years ago. It's actually not that bad. Just put ice on it and eat lots of soft stuff when you get home. <3)
thank you for the support--but it's end of day 3 now, my face is still swollen and i can't open my mouth wide enough to eat much without feeling like my stitches are about to rip out, so i am forced to conclude you had it much easier than me </3
southernsideburns replied to your post â[[haha somebody kill me before I get all 4 wisdom teeth out and/or...â
[ I JUST GOT THAT DONE ON SPRING BREAK AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE THE WORST BUT IT ACTUALLY WASN'T BAD B/C THEY PUT ME TO SLEEP DURING IT AND REMEMBER I TEXTED YOU IN GERMAN BAE IT'LL BE OKAY PROMISE ]
i hope you know a) i texted you in french just to get back at you and b) that is the single solitary thing i remember about the trip home from the oral surgeon
kingofthefortythieves replied to your post â[[haha somebody kill me before I get all 4 wisdom teeth out and/or...â
[ fuck omg :( good luck I know it's scary. not looking forward to mine. just...DO IT FOR YOUR FAMILY'S HONOR AND IT WILL MAKE THE PAIN WORTH IT. ]
fuck the family honorÂ
i am not really mulan i am somebody who has a poor relationship with her father, and has anxiety attacks about needles and dentists
tl;dr i am in pain, and feverish, and hungry, and feeling particularly murderous but lbr if i tried to murder somebody they could just punch my mouth and i would be down for the count
Pardon me. It seems to me that what you folks need is a hero.
 âAnd the Gods sent a little cub, to help us-?â
futurekingsimba:
Simbaâs brow shot up as he began padding around the human that was only donned in a loin-cloth. It was strange for him to see such a creature moving about as he did, on all fours as if he were pretending to be an animal himself, but being an animal himself he didnât judge him. âSo, if you donât grow fur, and youâre an animal then whatâs that piece of fur doing right there?âÂ
Tarzan looked upwards, and then took a coarse readlock between his fingers, his brow only furrowing in his expressions descent in to further confusion.
"It's my hair."
futurekingsimba
Wonderful, another grown-up who used big words. The cub didnât even try to piece together what she had said, all he knew was the word âcatâ and that was good enough for him. She sure looked strange, stranger than anything heâd seen so far.
"My nameâs Simba and Iâm gonna be the future king of the Pridelands." he said giving the space feline a toothy smile. "Whatâs your name, and where are we?"
"Future King, eh? I'm in the presence of feline royalty, then, how marvelous! Though wouldn't 'Prince' be the correct term for you, or do titles work differently in the Pridelands?"
"My name's Captain Amelia of the RLS Legacy." She paused a moment, not used to speaking with people outside the chain of command. "I suppose you can just call me Amelia." She glanced around curiously. "I have to say, I'm not quite sure where we are. I'm unfamiliar with this corner of the galaxy. How did you end up here?" She found herself wondering just how this cub got anywhere without a ship of his own. She wondered how anyone could travel without a ship...
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"Hey wait, come back! I just wanna play is all!" the cub called out as he began pursuing the little fairy. Boy, was she ever a fast little thing, a lot faster than any of the fireflies back home that was for certain. Of course being a young cub, Simba had no idea that this creature was a fairy since he had never seen one, nor heard of one in his entire life. "Wait up!"
Tink was astonished at how well the lion was able to keep up with her, but wasted no time in quickening her speed. She'd never encountered a lion before now, but was certainly determined not to be caught by this one. After all, if he thought that Tinker Bell was a bug, she didn't want to know what "playtime" would entail.
"Somebody's in a bad mood."
The voice came from out of nowhere, stopping Meg in her tracks. She rose and eyebrow and looked down. âWhy yes, almost constantly.â It was pretty much her default state of being. âIs that a problem?â
It had barely registered with her that the source of the voice had been a young lion. In a world of gods and goddesses, a talking animal wasnât the strangest thing sheâd ever seen, but it still wasnât something she saw everyday. âSo, a lion, huh? Howâs that working out for ya?â
All the prince did was nod slowly. He didnât even know the human but from the looks of things she seemed to be somewhat distraught over something. âUh-huh! You uhâŠsure know your animals.â Simba responded with a small yet awkward smile hoping to cheer her up. âMy nameâs Simba. Whatâs yours?âÂ
â â There it was again. That... voice. Not a particularly bad voice, to be quite frank, but still a voice all the same.
  And he... well... he was a lion.Â
  Lions weren't even indigenous to Arendelle.Â
  Couldn't my hallucination at least be geographically accurate? Or physically accurate period? Lions don't talk at all.Â
  Even if Anna's boyfriend seemed to believe that his reindeer could speak â and no, that wasn't freaky, definitely not, she'd told Anna a number of times, much to her delight â Elsa knew that animals did not and could not communicate with humans. At all. For any purpose whatsoever.Â
  They were animals.Â
  Elsa let out a breath of air, fingers combing through her white hair. "Don't you know the answer to that?" Of course he did, if it was truly from her own mind, and yet...Â
  âElsa. I'm â... Elsa."Â
