#futurekick

you can't fuck the megaman on the box art of megaman 2. i’m sure you could, this is just a dude in a chrome suit and you can fuck dudes pretty easily, but this is a matter of intervention. i will personally come out of the screen and stop you from trying to fuck him.

it is my divine duty to keep people from making mistakes like this. there is no reason to look at tony jaa in a chrome body with a chrome mecha dragon mounted to the crotch and go “awwwww yeah time to get equipped”. why would you want to, this is futurekick but chrome and with his gun replaced with a dildo.

it’s not even a vibrator, it’s just a dildo. the only way it could vibrate is if he starts charging it up and goes vree vree VREE VREE VREE VREE VREE VREE-ing with power, and even then you need to start worrying about him accidentally letting go of the trigger while it’s lodged in a very sensitive place.

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aka Futurekick

Director: Damian Klaus

1991

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