a few years ago i started taking interest in svalbard. it sounds so good. fantastic. just for the people like me.
(this is more of a personal post. some information is there, but it’s not intended to share information)
its arctic climate. it’s so freakin cold and i love it. about 60% of the archipelago is covered with glaciers. ❄️
no visa required. everyone may live and work in there indefinitely regardless of their citizenship. ✅
sparsely populated. 2,530 people in 2023. i’m sick of big cities infested with humans
polar nights. i hate daylight. when it’s midnight sun season, blackout curtains would do me well.
why does it fit my life plan perfectly?
i hate heat. i hate summer. i can barely breathe. svalbard cold would suit me nicely. 🌨️
i can escape this hellhole of a country and the garbage people called my family. they will never reach me there. ⛓️💥
i can learn russian. survival level of it. i won’t have to be that good, because i’m not gonna be there for long anyway. and i already know some. спасибо. привет. 📖
everything in svalbard is said to be very expensive. when i carry with me everything i’m worth, i can just live normally there and will go flat broke very fast. 💸
after then i can walk into the freezing ocean. rock in my pocket a la virginia woolfe style. i heard that dea*h comes quick because it’s so freezing cold, the body goes to shock and di* quick.
or i can throw myself in the jaws of polar bears. they are better than men, everyone know this. 🐻❄️
i’m only 35% kidding. my other option is probably a leather belt in 21 sq meter concrete coffin i call my room. 😂
look how beautiful svalbard is.
and look at seoul. hideous prison of a city.
there is no contest. what is this if it’s not an inspiration to self-exit? wellll, if anyone read this this far, please tell me, is there any other place like svalbard? is there any option for me? i’m really asking, no joke. 🥰
