#furiisms

2: Is your muse a top, bottom, or switch?zelena is definitely more of a bottom. She feels much more comfortable with her lack of knowledge if someone she trusts is there to guide her. But when she is comfortable and in love, she would definitely be more open to trying her hand at being the top. So...definitely bottom, with a hint of top, but not enough to be considered a switch. confusing i know.4: How often does your muse masturbate?not very frequently actually. She doesn’t have a very high libido when she’s alone and usually only gets aroused when she is in a committed relationship with someone she trusts.6: Does your muse like to cuddle after sex? Anything else for aftercare?yes yes yes. Zelena craves affection, and cuddling after sex provides just that.8: What are your muse’s preferred positions?she doesn’t really have preferred positions, although there are a few naughty ones in her head that she’d love to try out, with the right person. wink wonk.10: Best sex they ever had?wait, she’s had sex? haha. She’s only had one or two experiences, so to pick a best would be literally choosing from those and that doesn’t seem fair. hopefully the best is yet to come. fingers crossed. Prayer circle for the bae t bh. 12: Where is the most interesting location they’ve had sex?bed. She’s really not had enough times to have an interesting location…yet.14: What gets your muse in the mood?affection tbh. 16: How adventurous is your muse?zelena has very little experience, but if she trusted her partner, she would feel safe to have a little taste of the adventurous.18: Would your muse ever have a one-night stand?no, probably not. Zelena is only sexually attracted to people she has a deep connection with.20: How often does your muse have sex?She doesn’t have it all that frequently. She doesn’t need it, but it is fun when she has deep feelings for the person she’s with.

“U n l e s s you’re going to offer my client anything worth settling for, I believe we are done here, Mr Goldstein. Jane...see them out please.” Zelena didn’t have time for such stupidity. Did they really believe such a defense would hold up if this ever went to court; That they would walk away with anything less than what Cruella her client wanted? That really wasn’t Lena’s style...especially when she was sleeping with the woman. She let out a sigh, before turning to finally acknowledge the impatient blonde after Cruella’s ex husband had left. “ You have no patience do you, dear.” Her voice was calm but her eyes were fixed on Cruella’s painted lips.

Well when it comes to shipping, I have quite a few, most that I’ve already plotted out. I really want Cruella/Zelena (as you already know ;P) and I do have a special place in my heart for Wicked Queen, Wicked Swan and Wicked Gold.  I think Wicked Dragon would be amazing because they are both so protective of their children and I would love to see Zelena have some fun with Ingrid. Maybe even Charming.As for ships I wouldn’t want to write, I’d probably say Wicked Hood (unless it was super AU where Robin and Zelena were in on it together.) and I can’t really see her tolerating Hook unless she’s using him for her plots but that’s about it.

On the Ark it used to be cheerful. Despite her past and her experiences with her mother, she managed to remain a happy and cheerful person. However, on the ground things changed, cheerful changed to worried, to sour and bitter, to troubled and lastly to mostly blank.

CLARA would be the most obvious choice, and as much as she knows him ( going through his time stream and all ) it’s still a faint dream to her, she doesn’t know him as deeply as one would imagine, she doesn’t know the FACTS, ( she doesn’t even know his true name ) not many of them that is. and deep in his hearts, he knows that at some given point her journey will come to a close and another person will fill her shoes, and again, and again, and again. the cycle continues. so THE MASTER ( missy ) obviously comes to thought, for both best friend and enemy. as they know each other perhaps better than anyone else. they have the deepest knowledge of each others darkest secrets. as much as they hate one another they have a certain mutual understanding of each other, and despite that they try to murder each other at every meeting there’s still a soft spot somewhere there. it’s one of the oddest friendships in the universe, if one could call it that. but I think the fact he’d given his confession to her states the obvious. there’s several others, ushas, romana who would probably be a sort of contender but they haven’t exactly been keeping in touch, so I’m sure those phone numbers have been deleted if you get the gist. 

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im just sitting here like “they have taken a drunken scot. like myself and everyone i know. gave them a wig and a sword. tHIS IS OUR DESTINY. THIS IS WHO WE ARE. RAISE YOUR SWORDS FELLOW SCOTS!” idk what im saying anymore omfg i need to stop.