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We see it once in a year, twice in a week, and never in a day. What is it?
White House
Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and Mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?
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How do you make the number one disappear?
Jokes Galore
Bismillaah بسم الله… In the Name of Allah (God)
Assalaamu 3alaikum السّلام عليكم… Peace be with you
Hello readers :-), Salam hari Jumaat سلام هاري جمعة... Friday greetings! :-) This morning, I'm just chillaxing, so I decided to share these frivolously funny jokes with you guys! :-) Have a hearty laugh, *InsyaaAllah إن شاء الله and pass on your smiles to others if you can :-).
*InsyaaAllah is pronounced as, In-shaa-Allah. Sy= sh in Malay.
I Dare You Not to Laugh!
Caution:
The pun brings pain!
Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
Q: What's the slipperiest country?
Q: Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?
Q: Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?
Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
Q: What is at the end of everything?
Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Q: Why is tennis such a loud game?
Q: Who earns a living by driving his customers away?
Q: What two things can you not have for breakfast?
Q: What did one eye say to the other?
Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
Q: What did Cinderella say to the photographer?
And now here are the answers, to put your painful ribs at ease...
Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A: Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Q: What's the slipperiest country?
A: Greece!
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Q: Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?
A: Because it might crack up!
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Q: Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?
A: The players dribble a lot.
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Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
A: An envelope.
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Q: What is at the end of everything?
A: The letter G.
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Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
A: Fingernails.
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Q: Why is tennis such a loud game?
A: Because each player raises a racquet.
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Q: Who earns a living by driving his customers away?
A: A taxi driver.
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Q: What two things can you not have for breakfast?
A: Lunch and dinner.
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Q: What did one eye say to the other?
A: Between you and me, something smells.
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Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
A: She ran away from the ball.
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Q: What did Cinderella say to the photographer?
A: Some day my prints will come.
Source of Jokes: http://www.funology.com/other-jokes-and-riddles/
If you'd like to hear some more super hilarious jokes, please click on the source that was provided above, InsyaaAllah إن شاء الله! ;-)
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http://thewordcollector2.tumblr.com/post/3424675003/smile-machine
http://thewordcollector2.tumblr.com/post/3602500712/laugh-off
Finally, I'd like to thank my didi (older sister) for sharing these jokes with me!
I'll sign off here for the while, InsyaaAllah إن شاء الله :-). Please stay tuned! ;-) Keep smiling, Wassalaam 3alaikum و السّلام عليكم... and peace be with you! :-) :-h
Be cool and be you! ;-)
Sam
"We believe that the easiest way to change people's behaviour for the better is by making it fun to do. We call it 'The Fun Theory'." WMATA, you wanna look at this?
(The "piano keys" stairs video, described by Thaler.)