#funnythat

here are things that you have or will or event most of the times, heard from people that when it is about to enter one of your ear, it definitely won't make it to the other end:

#3 You should not buy (fill with anything you are obsessed with), it's so expensive -- this one will surely give us itchy ears. First of all, spending our own hard-worked money is an act out of human rights. Unless we are in a stage 4 of compulsive buying disorder, people should stop give a damn on what we spend. Don't let something like this keeps you from things you have planned to own since moths ago.

#2 You eat a lot. Should watch your diet! Should exercise more! (and you heard this line from someone who weights more than you and live a worse lifestyle than you do) -- okay, I can almost hear "EXACTLY!" crystal clear coming out from this screen. Have you ever heard the saying "life is a full of surprises", I will say "life should be full of mirrors!"

#1 You are still single because you are picky -- everyone, kindly note that there are at least 2 categories of being single. The first category is, being single by choice. A person who belongs to this category is usually has just enough sources of attention but they are not yet ready to pick just one and cut off the others. And if this has to be translated into a word, it will still be started with "P" and ended with "Y", PICKY. However, my personal studies shows that "nah, it's okay, we are still young, you just have to lower your standards" is more preferable. And the second category is, being single by default. This category usually is full by undoubtedly high quality people who they themselves do not know why they are still single and has no one queuing in their line. Therefore to say "you are still single because you are picky" is way beyond a crazy murder! X_X

Those are the top 3 of my most ridiculous things I have ever heard by far. Please feel free to share me yours! LOL!