Welcome to the class Jones
Hey everyone! Itās my first day here so maybe I oughta tell you my name, favorite color and so on...
My name is Scotia Jones (but you can call me Jones) and Iāve decided to be an author, so this is my step 1: Publish something. Anything.Ā
I think itās safe to say Iām nailing it thus far and so I shall continue. My favorite color is red, because itās the best color there is, duh. At this point in my life Iām 27. I love to learn and explore in my free time. And an interesting fact about me is that I hate writing. Wait, what? How does that add up? Oh, yeah (did anyone else picture the Kool-Aid man busting through a wall?) thatās right, I absolutely Ā abwhore it, the dirty slut. Nah, Iām just kidding. Itās not a slut (not that there is ANYTHING wrong with being a slut, in and of itself; itās how I self-identify).
But back to the point, yes, I hate to write. Bu-ut... I love to read and Iām nothing if not a narcissist. I want to read something asĀ āgoodā as I can make it.
So, now that Iāve introduced myself as a slutty narcissist (I really do know how to brag, huhn?) I guess I will be on my way for now. But please feel free to come back and ask my any (honest) questions about anything! I hope to come back regularly and post more of my life and writings for all my fans Iām sure must be out there!