#funnyprofessors

If you are sluggish physically and mentally and extremely cold, what might the problem be?

A. Hyperthyroidism

B. Hypothyroidism

C. Hyperparathyroidism

D. Hypoparathyroidism

I am going to share some with you. (Don't judge him, because he is AWESOME!) My lectures are 50 minutes, so he talks a lot, this is some funny/weird things he said today. 

"Does words come out of my mouth, makes sense to you?"

"You[the students] don't follow the news, because you're busy. Well, I do, because I don't have a life, that means I can drink a beer in the morning."

"Also I need get a life."

"Alot of science [marine] comes from walking on the beach. Look there is something weird, check this out."

"I bet there are a lot of pranks you can do with veterinarian super glue. But I won't get into it."

(talking about tagging animals) "Penguins are evil little creatures, that a lot of you guys think they are cute."

[Tagging Penguins] "Super glue doesn't work, and staples is frown upon."

"I don't have an Iphone, I'm too poor for that."

"Sharks like McDonald's hamburgers." (joking)

"A lot of good stuff happens after your teenage years."

Finally the best one: "I want to see the data of a submarine flowing over the Mariana Trench, then loses power, while the crew is waiting to be crushed."