#funnyproblems

Today, i woke up at 2am to the sound of my husband on the phone. I went downstairs and heard him say "Your making me hard" and i came running down in rage and demanded to know who he was on the phone with. His response? "It's Jake, from statefarm" FML Today, i casually mentioned to my mom that i wanted to move in with my boyfriend of 3 years. She looked at me dead in the face and said " If you ever move out, ill throw you out". Im very confused by this. Today, I sneezed my boyfriend told me to shut up from three rooms away. Today, my girlfriend tied me up to our bed and i stold her she can do anything she wanted. She tickled until i peed myself. Little did i know, she took a video...and e-mailed it to my sister. Today, we got our yearbooks and i went to look at my picture. They spelt my name wrong which is James, and was spelt Lames