#funny-quotes

I don’t think this is working out between us,” I told him. “You and I want different things. It’s not me, it’s you.

The primary feature of women is not a 'beauty', it's a 'mystery'.

Growing age can kill the beauty, not the style.

A man who boasts he's the head of the home must never forget the woman is the knife at his throat.

When it's all said and done remember, "You are only as old as you look.

If you drink anymore, you're going to be positively flammable.

In the morning, people have a plan for that day. Hardworking people think of what they will do during the day, and idle people on what they should do.