#funny rap

Have you heard the Pom Pom Pat rap?

Yo, it's summertime, sun is blazin', should be chillin' by the pool But the sprinklers sprung a leak, soaked my shoes, now I'm lookin' like a fool Ice cream truck plays its siren song, wallet's lookin' kinda thin Maybe I can barter with some pebbles, convince that man to let me win

Funny summer, ain't nothin' goin' right, planned a barbecue, forgot the light Beach umbrella took a nosedive, chased a seagull, now I'm covered in... well, never mind Funny summer, full of surprise, sunburn on my backside But hey, at least the laughter never dies, gotta find the fun in the little cries

Tried to impress a cutie with my mad frisbee skills Flung it high, felt the victory chills, landed right in a grandma's purse Scattered dentures, lipstick everywhere, sprinted faster than a cheetah in a race

Funny summer, ain't nothin' goin' right, planned a bonfire, forgot the light Beach volleyball, epic spike, went straight over the net, landed in a guy's bike Funny summer, full of surprise, jellyfish sting between my thighs But hey, at least the memories never die, gotta find the fun in the watery eyes

Finally got to the beach, waves were perfect, felt like a total pro Rode the first one in, felt like a boss, then a rogue wave came along, you know? Saltwater cocktail, sand in my hair, looked like a drowned rat, I swear But a kid came by, built a sandcastle throne, declared me the queen, felt kinda on my own