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1. Happy Birthday to the woman who taught me everything I know, except how to clean my room. I’m still working on that one!

2. Happy Birthday, Mom! Thanks for always being there to remind me of my flaws… and for still loving me anyway.

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3. Happy Birthday to the mom who’s still as beautiful as ever. I guess that’s why they say age is just a number… and yours is unlisted!

4. Cheers to the woman who gave me life and then spent years telling me how to live it. Thanks for all the advice, Mom, even if I didn’t always listen!

5. Happy Birthday to my superhero in disguise! Just remember, even superheroes need naps and a day off now and then!

6. Happy Birthday, Mom! I was about to get you something incredible, but then I realized you had me. You’re welcome!

7. Here’s to you, Mom—still young enough to do all the fun stuff and old enough to pretend you don’t know how to use Snapchat!

8. Happy Birthday, Mom! If anyone asks, you’re 29 and holding… holding a lot of wisdom and an impressive collection of knitting supplies!

9. Happy Birthday, Mom! I’d get you something amazing, but I already have you, and I think that’s pretty incredible!

10. Congrats on being another year older, Mom! At least you’re still younger than Dad… by a few months, anyway!

11. Happy Birthday to the woman who taught me everything I know, including how to get away with stealing the last piece of cake!

12. Mom, you’re like a fine wine: you get better with age, but you’re also starting to take up more room in the cellar!

13. Happy Birthday, Mom! I’m still trying to figure out how you manage to be both a fashion icon and a master of cozy pajamas at the same time.

14. Cheers to you, Mom! You’re like a vintage comic book—priceless, occasionally outdated, but always entertaining!

15. Happy Birthday to the woman who’s been my therapist, chef, and chauffeur all in one. I’d say you’re a jack-of-all-trades, but you’re way better than that! Funny Birthday Wishes Mom!

16. Happy Birthday, Mom! I was going to get you something really special, but then I remembered you have me, and that’s the best gift of all… right?

17. Here’s to you, Mom: still young enough to party and old enough to know better. Just don’t tell anyone you know how to use TikTok!

18. Happy Birthday! Don’t worry about your age—just think of it as another year of being fabulous and having more life experiences to share at family gatherings!

19. Happy Birthday, Mom! You’re like a walking, talking fountain of wisdom… and snacks. Thanks for always having both!

20. Happy Birthday to my amazing mom! You’re not just a year older, you’re also a year closer to perfecting that ‘I’m not yelling, I’m just speaking loudly’ look!

21. Mom, you’re like a smartphone: you’re smarter than me, and even though you’re getting older, you still know how to rock the tech!

22. Happy Birthday, Mom! If age was a competition, you’d definitely be winning… because you’ve had the most practice! Funny Birthday Wishes Mom!

23. Here’s to you, Mom! You’re the queen of multitasking: managing life’s chaos with grace and still finding time to ask, ‘Why isn’t the laundry done?

24. Happy Birthday! Remember, you’re not getting older, just more experienced… like a vintage car that’s worth more with every mile!

25. Happy Birthday to the woman who still thinks that wearing socks with sandals is a fashion statement. Keep being you, Mom!

26. Mom, on your birthday, I just want to say thanks for putting up with all my crazy ideas. You’ve had practice… after all, you raised me! Funny Birthday Wishes Mom!

27. Happy Birthday to the woman who knows exactly how to make everything better—whether it’s with a hug, a snack, or a ‘just deal with it’ look!

28. Cheers to the woman who can’t keep track of her glasses but always knows where to find the remote. Happy Birthday, Mom!

29. Happy Birthday, Mom! You’re proof that even though life gets older, a sense of humor never does.

30. Happy Birthday, Mom! You’ve officially reached the age where your back goes out more than you do. Time to enjoy some well-deserved relaxation! Funny Birthday Wishes Mom!

31. Cheers to you, Mom! You’ve mastered the art of being wise, wonderful, and slightly unpredictable. That’s what makes you so amazing!

32. Happy Birthday, Mom! I’d bake you a cake, but I’m afraid it wouldn’t be as sweet as you. So, I guess you’ll just have to settle for my heartfelt card!

33. Happy Birthday to the woman who taught me how to be a strong, independent adult. And how to perfectly fold a fitted sheet—if only I could actually do it!

34. Mom, you’re like a classic rock song: timeless, full of energy, and always able to get the party started. Happy Birthday!

35. Happy Birthday, Mom! You’re not getting older, just more experienced at finding creative ways to avoid cleaning the house!

36. Here’s to another year of making questionable decisions and pretending we’re all still 21. Happy Birthday, Mom!

37. Happy Birthday! I hope your day is filled with as much joy as you bring to our family—and as little chaos as you can handle!

38. Mom, you’re the only person I know who can pull off ‘I’m just resting my eyes’ while simultaneously knowing exactly where everything is in the house!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Mom!

39. Happy Birthday to the woman who can always find something funny in the most mundane situations. You’re the life of the party—and the reason for so many laughs!

40. Mom, on your birthday, just remember: age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. And we’re all grateful for every single one of them! Funny Birthday Wishes Mom!

41. Happy Birthday, Mom! You’re like a fine cheese—age only makes you more fabulous (and a bit more pungent)!

42. Cheers to you, Mom! You’ve officially reached the age where ‘napping’ is considered a hobby. Enjoy your day of rest!

43. Happy Birthday! I’d have gotten you something really amazing, but then I remembered you already have me. Guess you’re all set!

44. Mom, you’re like a classic novel: the older you get, the more people appreciate your wisdom and charm… and the more they wonder how you managed to fit all that into one life!

45. Happy Birthday, Mom! You’ve survived another year of my shenanigans. I’d say you deserve a medal, but I’m sure you’d rather just have a quiet day!

46. Happy Birthday! At this point, I think you should just accept that your age is going to be a ‘forever’ thing. So, let’s embrace it with cake and laughter!

47. Mom, you’re like a smartphone: you get more updates and upgrades each year, but you’re still the best model ever!

48. Happy Birthday, Mom! If you keep getting better with age, you’re about to become legendary. Just remember to keep up with all that wisdom! Funny Birthday Wishes Mom!

49. Cheers to the woman who’s still got it—whatever ‘it’ is, you’ve been rocking it for years! Happy Birthday, Mom!

50. Happy Birthday, Mom! I was going to make a joke about your age, but then I realized you’re already older than my best punchlines!

51. Mom, you’re the only person I know who can look at a pile of laundry and say, ‘I’ll deal with that later’—and actually mean it. Happy Birthday!

52. Happy Birthday to the woman who’s been the ultimate multitasker: managing chaos with style and still finding time to laugh at our terrible jokes!

53. Mom, on your birthday, let’s celebrate the fact that you’re getting wiser and more fabulous every year. And don’t worry—your secret to eternal youth is safe with us!

54. Happy Birthday, Mom! Don’t worry about your age. Just think of it as a badge of honor for all the wisdom, laughter, and love you’ve shared over the years!

55. Cheers to you, Mom! You’ve been the best role model for years, and I’m still trying to live up to your awesomeness. Here’s to many more!

56. Happy Birthday, Mom! You’re like a vintage collectible: worth more every year, even if you’re a little more fragile than you used to be! Funny Birthday Wishes Mom!

57. Cheers to you, Mom! You’re officially at an age where you can say whatever you want and get away with it. Let the ‘wise’ comments begin!

58. Happy Birthday, Mom! Remember, age is just a number—unless it’s your password, then it’s a little more important to remember!

59. Mom, you’re the best at pretending to be interested in my life stories. Today, I’m going to pretend to be interested in your birthday cake!

60. Happy Birthday to the mom who knows how to turn even the most mundane tasks into a memorable adventure. Here’s to another year of fabulousness!

61. Mom, on your birthday, I wanted to get you something really special, but I realized that nothing could top having me as your child. You’re welcome!

62. Happy Birthday! At this point, you should be an expert at aging gracefully. If you need any tips, just ask the mirror—it’s seen it all!

63. Cheers to you, Mom! You’ve earned the right to do absolutely nothing today—except maybe complain about how old you’re getting! Funny Birthday Wishes Mom!

64. Happy Birthday to the woman who has always been ahead of her time. I’m still waiting for the day when wearing pajamas all day is considered high fashion!

65. Mom, your birthday means it’s time to celebrate all your incredible qualities… and to remind you that ‘forgetting where you left your glasses’ is now a superpower! Funny Birthday Wishes Mom!

66. Happy Birthday, Mom! They say wisdom comes with age, but you’ve also picked up the skill of being the world’s best at avoiding the ‘Are you really going to wear that?’ question!

67. Here’s to you, Mom! You’re not just a year older, you’re also a year closer to getting away with telling everyone you’re still ‘young at heart’! Funny Birthday Wishes Mom!

68. Happy Birthday to the mom who makes every day brighter, even if it’s just with her ability to find where she left her keys! Keep being amazing! Funny Birthday Wishes Mom!

69. Mom, I hope your birthday is as fantastic as you are—just without the extra calories from cake! Wait, who am I kidding? Go ahead and have that extra slice!

70. Happy Birthday, Mom! You’re like a classic car: a little more mileage, a few more dings, but still as reliable and lovable as ever!

71. Cheers to the mom who knows everything about everything—except how to keep track of her reading glasses. Here’s to a day of joy and a new pair of specs! Funny Birthday Wishes Mom!

72. Happy Birthday, Mom! If anyone questions your age, just tell them you’re too young to remember—and too fabulous to care!

Mrs. Bradshaw is a very lucky woman.

…I don’t think that that’s how the piano expected it’s life to go though…

I love the choice of gif 😂

I definitely don’t think that poor piano had any idea what was in store when it got put up for sale on Facebook Marketplace 🤣

i panicked a bit when i saw this ask bc only the first four words were visible but oml 😭😅