#funny juli

"Dude, chill" "I INVENTED CHILL."

Like a good neighbor State Farm is there for 114 dollars a month

I’m sitting at our church bake sale with my father and he suggested taking a hostage you need to love my family

I honestly don't understand studying like what do you do read the book? Why am I reading the book I already know this.

The awkward moment when you're waiting for your friends to get to school and you're sitting alone and you almost start cracking up

I've gotten to the point where I quote textposts in regular conversations and then recite the text posts with the discussion things.

When you don't know the answer on a math test just put 42 because it's the answer to everything.