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maybe have 50mg seroquel, a valium and a shot of muscle relaxer and youll calm down
OKAY SO...storytime:
I was at a party where we did a Secret Santa thing.
The rules were you got assigned a number, went in order, and picked a gift from the pile.
Catch was: it could get “stolen” and you’d have to get another one.
SO at first I picked my gift (I was 12th out of like 20-something) and got a calendar.
Someone stole it off my hands, and I was going to pick another gift, but I had my eyes on this cool wooden hand type thing (mostly for art reference purposes). So I stole it.
Later on in the night, this ONE MOTHERFUCKER starts caching the entire crowd, and looks at me and says “hand over that hand~” with the smuggest fucking face. I HATE HIM.
Him and this one other motherfucker put bags full of like. Six-packs of peanut butter crackers. So two out of the 20+ gifts were literally just crackers.
I was sooooooo fucking pissed, yall dont even know.
February 28, 2015 military ball
I was happy till I brought myself down. Before the ball me and my friends went to eat at Texas Roadhouse and it was enjoyably funny. My friends were great, the dinner was amazing as usual (eating as much bread as possible) and we were practically pranking each other the whole dinner. My friend drank coca cola with steak sauce and pepper inside for 20 bucks and practically paid off his dinner haha. I don't know why people said big groups were bad but honestly I thought it just depended on the place. We didn't have a problem and all the men looked handsome and the girls were beautiful in their dresses and it was a dinner of laughing and joking. My friend taught me and told me to take the newcomers next year because who didn't know what they were doing and how to plan shit and I was like amazed that she was still putting them over her on happiness and selfishness and we still were happy and overall I was impressed. The dance was fun, entering was funny due to the mess ups of handshaking. I didn't like the fast music but I danced a bit but I enjoyed the slow dances and I danced with my date for sure on those but I also danced with the seniors but didn't get to do all since they only played three :( overall I'm not gonna say why I got depressed so I don't have to read this and get sad and I just wanted to remember the happy shit that night.
first world problems. wow typical. walks dogs, then along comes thunder and lightning, "oh it won't rain much". halfway through the walk, cue extreme torrential rain, chain lightning. i have to sprint like a fucking kilometre with my freaked out dogs, i get home and immediately make sure that my phone and ipod are okay, while i'm shivering, my dogs are shivering.. haha. BUT NO. ALL DEVICES HAVE TO BE OKAY. we're all good now. dogs included.
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IM SO DRUNK I
i remember when i helped out at school giving science demos to these 10 year olds and i was burning magnesium but they were more interested in how i could put my hand through the flame and then one of the children tried it and he got burnt and screamed and i though oh god waht have i done ive maimed a child omg