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NRA: "No Time To Talk Gun Control Because We're Super Busy Burying This Never-Ending Pile Of Child Corpses"

Wayne “Deadshot” LaPierre, Head of the National Rifle Association came out with an emotional statement explaining exactly why, after recent events, we shouldn’t be talking about gun control at this moment in time.

“Look, it’s completely unexpected but these children’s corpses keep appearing out of nowhere and we don’t know why. What’s important is that we bury these children and silently mourn them for quite a while before we even attempt to talk about gun control.” he said in an emotional speech at the NRA annual “Guntopia Conference”. “We have no idea how these children died apart from the fact that it was almost definitely probably a mental health thing, which is really bad, but nothing to do with guns.”. A tear rolled down his face as he picked up a limp child’s hand “It’s heartbreaking to see one less potential gun owner in the world.”