How did I get talked into this? Senketsu asked himself annoyedly, looking out at the empty auditorium from the stage.
"Keep in character, keep in character!" Takashi called from behind the curtains, snapping his fingers with each few syllables. "I’m not paying you to gape!"
"You’re not paying me at all!" Senketsu yelled over his shoulder, groaning.
Senketsu sighed deeply and hunched his shoulders for a moment before taking a deep breath and puffing his chest out, the ridiculous, silver spandex costume feeling rough and uncomfortable against his skin.
"By the strong, musky power of true love!" A very cheesy lightning effect appeared over his head. "I am now the Dayman!" He reached over to the poorly made, cardboard backdrop on his left and grabbed a small BB hand gun.
Nonon walked onto the stage opposite him, wearing an equally ridiculous spandex costume, this one black, and carrying her baton. She looked absolutely furious, the air around her cackling with energy.
“What the hell is that?" She growled, more at Takashi than Senketsu.
"You know what it is, Night Man!" Senketsu answered.
"No, no no! You’re saying it all wrong Senketsu!" Takashi walked onto the stage, waving his hands and shaking his head.
"Okay the line is" He paused for a moment before continuing.
"You know what it is bitch."
"I don’t want to call Nonon a—- that."
"Oh get over it Senketsu, I thought you were an all powerful being!” Nonon growled at the man, a vicious glare on her face.
“I thought you were a perfect director, Takashi.” She declared, turning away from the men with a huff. “So go direct someone who isn’t about to shove something up your rear end.” She stomped away, leaving Takashi standing onstage, his mouth agape.